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    By the way Jack, I was gonna peek before you said I could I'm sure you already knew that though..

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    Shoot! I thought there was some secret in here. No secret, us woman already knew that. I keep blaming Eve for eating the d a m n apple.

    Thats funny Jack, but true..

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    Subject: Men are happier


    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
    plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
    be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
    a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
    you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
    another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
    don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
    work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
    rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
    them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
    shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
    tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
    your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
    your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
    than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
    unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
    its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
    hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
    nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing
    a mustache..
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.
    No wonder men are happier

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