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    I'm going to print that on some soft pink paper, spray it with perfume, and lay it on my husbands pillow. =)

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    ahahahah that was hillarious..


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    LOL u guys are to much

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    Is this a true story or a joke?

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    Power to BEV!!!!

    That was beautiful, not tragic at all.....I am crying tears..just beautiful!!!

    Of course we know I can relate to Bev..

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    HA ! Too funny !!

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    Default A tragic Story

    It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older,
    > it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of
    > housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this,
    > try to show some understanding. My name is Wayne, and let me
    > relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.
    > When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Bev to
    > get a fulltime job along with her part-time job, both for extra
    > income and for the health benefits that we needed.
    > Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning
    > to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about
    > the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how
    > hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half
    > an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
    > Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when
    > she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the
    > Men's Grill at the country club, so eating out again at night
    > is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooking when I
    > hit that door.
    > She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but
    > now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several
    > hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically
    > reminding her several times each evening that the dishes won't
    > clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it
    > does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to
    > bed.
    > Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example, she will
    > say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the
    > monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em
    > for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement.
    > I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That
    > way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
    > missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any
    > (if you know what I mean). I like to think that this is one of
    > my strong points.
    > When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest
    > periods. She had to take a break when she was only half
    > finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair
    > man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
    > freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as
    > long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one
    > for me, too.
    > I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support
    > Bev, and I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is
    > easy. Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get
    > as they get older, but, guys, even if you just use a little more
    > tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this
    > letter, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
    > After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
    > Signed,
    > Wayne
    > Wayne died tragically on March 1st of a perforated rectum. The
    > police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long
    > 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end,
    > with barely 5 inches of grip showing and with a sledge hammer
    > lying nearby.
    > His wife Beverly was arrested and charged with murder. The
    > all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty,
    > accepting her defense that Wayne somehow, without looking,
    > accidentally sat down on his golf club lengthwise.

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