I'm with Raquel: no words, please. Okay, I do wear t-shirts with wording to my kids' band stuff. Marching 110 Mom, Big Red Band, Trombone/Trumpet Mom, stuff like that. My hubby got me one that said "Booster Secretary" on the back and I thought I would die at the thought of having to wear it to please him.
I do have some ideas, though:
Yeah, I took Phen, and your point is???
Now THIS is what 40 should look like!
My other body was a whole other body
Front: Fat Be Gone, Back: Surviving the Ultimate Challenge
For my next trick, I'm gonna quit smoking
This body brought to you by: hard work and rice cakes