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    Yeah, the last one made me LOL!
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    hahahahah thanks, i needed this today


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    LMAO. Love the last one best!
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    LOL - thanks for the laughs this morning!
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    SMART ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on
    Hooters Airline.
    'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John,
    seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or
    no,' she replied.

    SMART ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at
    the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached,
    she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
    trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she
    said, ' Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

    SMART ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the
    frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find
    one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do
    these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied 'No
    ma'am, they're dead.'

    SMART ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the
    kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
    'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid
    replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could' When the
    cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
    without a ticket.

    SMART ANSWER #2 -- A truck driver was driving along on
    the freeway A sign comes up that reads, 'Low Bridge Ahead.'
    Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he
    gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
    Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car
    and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips
    and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I
    was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.


    SMART ANSWER #1 -- A woman is standing nude looking in
    the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and
    says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and
    ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband
    replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
    He never heard the shot.


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