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    LOL! Socialite you are comedy! How you gon' call up an ex and tell him why y'all never be together again?!! Ha ha ha! Too funny! Child, I dare not to call an ex while on the nip. It would not be pretty...

    ME: "Hey, yeah, so, umm...you know I don't want you anymore. I've gone on to greener and better pastures. It was your lost poopie face!! AND I never did like your mother. BTW, how is the old bag? Did she ever get that droppy eye fixed?"....slur, cough, scratch, sip then gulp.

    EX: "Ummm, who's this?"

    ME: "Me. Chump! J&K'sMom. Your ex-finance."

    EX: "Oh, yeah, right...I remember you...you were the chick that had an over and underbite...that served 10days in prison for stalking me in grade school...skinny with the red jheri curl...ate crayons because you were poor."

    ME: "Yeah, I knew you still thought of me even to this day. I was calling to tell you to move on. We will never work." And for your information; the dentist was able to fix my underbite, the overbite was inoperable AND it was 5 days in juvenile moose-nose...I was only 8 if you can recall! AND since I'm on a roll, you will be please to know that I am not skinny anymore and I don't have a jheri curl! I had to get rid of it when my cat died from drinking my activator. AND I didn't eat crayons!! Get it right butt-cracker!! It was fruit flavored markers!! The 80's was tough on my family...we didn't need food...we had love."

    EX: "Umm, actually I've never thought of you, moved on, and what's with the "we"? My mom died...it wasn't a droppy eye it was a sympton of a rare disease that resulted in her demise. So if you please refer to that restraining order placed on you 27yrs ago, you'll see in BOLD that it clearly stipulates that you are not to come in contact with me "untll time indefinite." My parents paid an extra $15 for that stipulation so don't ever call me again or else prison this time!!"

    ME: silence......

    EX: "Hello! Hello! Are you there?"

    ME: "Yes, whom would you like to speak to?"
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    Jalenandkalens mom u are too crazy. I promise you are just like me. I thought I was the only one like. ok I am just drinking this one glass, and next thing u know I am digging up some x's number either telln them y we will NEVER be together or getting myself into some night trouble. ??? I can have a party all alone in my house. jus me and my vodka and cranberry. ...ohh those were the days when I didn't know alcohol would give me a muffin top! Or knew and would say ok tomorrow I gotta get this right!

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    Haha, thanks, y'all have given me a chuckle. I'm feeling better now that it's mid afternoon. Had a headache, but realized I just need water, stat. Back on track haha.
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    8/1 207.0 (back on phen 7/29)
    8/8 204.6
    8/15 202
    8/22 200.2
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    9/5 198.4
    9/12 195.3
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    okay, you had your Who is afraid of virginia wolf moment....now don't do it again!

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    Okay Luvlex1017 time for some love. I am too a connoisseur of both fine and not-so-fine liqueur. I have done the exact same thing you did yesterday. Let the day's stress affect me where I just want to sip a little wine to relax... and there she goes!...mama slumped over on the couch with one arm dangling off to the side and singing old Barry White (or Manilow depending on which liqueur I partook) tunes & feeling crappy the next day. I'm learning my triggers and how to deal with them instead of taking the road of least resistence. There's nothing wrong with a glass of wine or two. I've even gone as far as proportioning out 2 glasses and pouring out the rest so that I will not be tempted to polish off the entire bottle. It may sound silly and a waste of money but, honey I buy the $2 Chuck so no money lost!
    So what's stopping me from finishing off my Jose' Cuervo that's presently waiting for mama in the fridge? Well, the fact that I know that I will not have just ONE cadillac margarita and remembering how I felt the last time I had a Phen & Cuervo cocktail. Keep your goal in front of you. It ain't easy...Lard knows it ain't... but you can do! Today is a new day and you were given another breath of life to start all over again .
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    Yeah Iv come to realize how my body feels the day after drinking vs when I have been drinking total water. Bright side is wine is about 100 cals if not a little more, so depending on how many glasses you had it may not be too bad

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    :So I had a bad day yesterday (not food wise). My stress level was just sky high and I felt like mega b itch all day. After everyone went to bed I decided I was going to have a couple classes of wine. I've had this 1.5 quart bottle for a couple weeks now and hadn't touched it. Well, needless to say by the time I went to bed I had polished off about 3/4 of that thing. So not only did I have waaayyyy too many calories yesterday, now today I fell bloated and crummy. And the phen I took this morning is thinking "are you serious? you're on your own today babe." Blech.
    HW 227
    SW 221

    6/14 221
    6/21 218
    6/28 213
    7/5 212
    7/12 210
    7/19 209.2
    7/26 210.6 (no phen ten days)
    8/1 207.0 (back on phen 7/29)
    8/8 204.6
    8/15 202
    8/22 200.2
    8/29 200.2
    9/5 198.4
    9/12 195.3
    10/3 195 (stuck-phen break for me!)
    10/10 194
    10/31 191.4
    11/14 192 (still no phen)
    12/19 190

    First mini-goal 200 (MET)
    Second mini-goal 180

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