Gunshot Survivor !
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    Gold Phenster dbethied's Avatar
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    yeah, that was hilarious, except for the irrelevant last part!




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    Quote Originally Posted by JackinDe View Post
    How's this for a gunshot survivor...


    Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

    Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant..

    the story was very interesting and funny but the end of the story really doesnt make sense! unless I didnt want it to make sense just trying to look past the stereotype! but everyone is entitled to their opinion......




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    LMAO!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
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    I had heard this before except for the last line....great twist.

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    What I want for Xmas is... an Onederland!!!

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    OMG!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I will have to pass this on.....
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    Wink Gunshot Survivor !

    How's this for a gunshot survivor...


    Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

    Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant..


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