Are you "Greeter" material ?
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    That's great! Thanks for the laugh.
    Keep on Keepin' on!








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    LOL.........I had forgotten all about that joke. Someone emailed it to me a couple of years ago. Thanks for reminding me of it again.

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    LOL! :blabla:
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    OMG! Are you serious?! That is awesome that you said that!!! What a skank!
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    Question Are you "Greeter" material ?

    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part
    time job after retiring from my "day job". Unfortunately, as I have gotten
    a little older, I have become a little less sensitive.

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
    retirees, I lasted less than a day......

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
    mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
    obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
    instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
    children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
    twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
    think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'



    So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
    you got laid twice. Have a nice day , and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

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