That's great! Thanks for the laugh.
LOL.........I had forgotten all about that joke. Someone emailed it to me a couple of years ago. Thanks for reminding me of it again.
OMG! Are you serious?! That is awesome that you said that!!! What a skank!
Amanda in AL
Classified Binge Eater
SW: 1/08- 294
04/08- 264 diet and excercise - Binge Eater- off wagon after this!
06/03/08 271- Started Phen per doc. 37.5mg 1x/day
6/10/08-261 WOW! 10 lbs in one week!
6/17/08-263 BLOATED! Blah!
07/07/08 Overdid it this weekend! 259 Crap!
08/01/08 257.5 WTF?
08/05/08 TOM came and gone...Drumroll.... 249.5 YES!
As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part
time job after retiring from my "day job". Unfortunately, as I have gotten
a little older, I have become a little less sensitive.
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice. Have a nice day , and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'