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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissie_M View Post
    Ah, today my 13 year old daughter (honest to a FAULT) was describing her Dad's new girlfriend (my ex). She said her waist and upper body was "normal" but that her butt and thighs were "really big". I was almost gloating, but then I asked, "In comparison to my butt and thighs, HOW big are hers?" and she said, "Oh Mom, yours are still BIGGER". Gee thanks. Sorry I asked. Sheesh...way to burst MY balloon...ugh
    Omg. That was too funny. Sorry though, I know you wanted to hear different. Darn those kids and their honesty.

    I don' t really have any funny stories like those. My daughter asks me sometimes why my belly is so big. Or why do I have lines all over my belly. Ah, I never tire of those.
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    I've got one...

    When my son was about 2-3 years old we were shopping at the grocery store. I had to buy tampons and he thought the colors on the box were pretty cool. So he kept asking, "Mom, what is this? I want some of these!!" So I just shrugged it off and went to find a little toy to keep him quiet.

    As we are walking around the store he insists that i tell him what is in the box. So I said quietly, "They are called tampons Jared. They are only for girls. Boy's cant have tampons."

    So at the TOP OF HIS LUNGS he starts SCREAMING, "I want tampons mama! I want tampons!! Pleeeeeease can't I have some tampons?"

    I wanted to die. People all around were laughing!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by libby0920 View Post
    i was HUGE when i was pregnant. I was showin at 3 months like i was 5 or 6 months. So you can only imagine how big i was when i finally reached those months (at 7 months i had to stop driving cuz my stomach was so big).

    but anyway when i was preggo my nephew asked me why my stomach was so big n he was 5 so i told him because there was a baby in there and he accepted that. so months after havin emma he says... is your stomach still big because you have another baby in there? LOL (mind you hes also a twin)
    OMG my daguther still asks me this and she is 5. My son is 14 mths. The first time was okay, the second time was even still cute but after 3 or 4 or 10, it does start to hurt.... ;-( part of why i'm here though! Whatever it takes to motivate!
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    Ok I've got one too. My 3 year old likes to lift up his shirt and say "look I've got big boobs like mom" Of course, he doesn't. (he's really, really skinny). Now the rest of the story...
    I found this website where I actually bought bras (and swimsuits) for the first time in my life that fit. They came the other day, and the bras have a soft molded cup. So when my husband came home he was freakin out at how big they were. So what does he do?- puts the cup over his head and uses the strap as a chin strap! IT FIT HIS HEAD! So of course, Chase (my 3 year old) put it on too! I told them all if any of them did this again I was taking pictures and using it against them for the rest of their lives!
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    This is awesome!!! Too funny!!! LMAO!!!

    How about this:
    My nephew, whose 4, told me that he didn't want me to loose my weight because then I wouldn't be as fun. I asked why I wouldn't be as fun... his response was, "because, then you won't be squishy and then I can't poke your tummy." LOL ... my thought... NICE J.P. NICE... LOL

    About man boobs??? my hubby has them a little bit... he will lift up his shirt infront of Emalie who is 18 months... and slap them so they bounce a little... the cute thing about it... is Emalie trys to copy him!! LOL.... she also trys to copy him when he slaps his stomach & makes a big popping noise. It's funny to watch. Hubby says, this is how she is going to keep the boys away.... by slapping her boobs.!!! LMAO

    Don't even get me started on what he has already taught her with the farting & burping!!!
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    Ohhh My God Ladies - these are great!

    I keep a journal of all the entertaining stuff that these boys of mine do, (sometimes not so funny) I know I'll never be able to remember them all, so I try to jot them down. (and Phen isn't helping my memory either)

    But here is one related to weight.

    My husband was naked and one of boys announced "Daddy has breastssssssssss" then preceeded to pat them! LOL
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    Up until 2 years ago I raised my 8 year old twin boys alone with no man in the house. So you can imagine I was so clueless about things and it became natural for me to walk my naked ARSE around the house... DUH I know... but one day my son Derek said, "Mom, where are your balls?"

    OMG!!! I still LMAO about this. He is also the one who screamed from the toilet, "Mom, I have hair on my balls." I said, "What, show me." So he comes in my room, pulls up his balls and said see LOOK and points. I said, SON THAT'S PEACH FUZZ. lol and I told him you think that's bad, you are gonna get hair ALL over your body. He was speechless.

    And the horrible one... Mom, why aren't you skinny like Becky?"

    BECKY= STEP MOM!!!!
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    LOL LOL Kids are something else LOL

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    i was HUGE when i was pregnant. I was showin at 3 months like i was 5 or 6 months. So you can only imagine how big i was when i finally reached those months (at 7 months i had to stop driving cuz my stomach was so big).

    but anyway when i was preggo my nephew asked me why my stomach was so big n he was 5 so i told him because there was a baby in there and he accepted that. so months after havin emma he says... is your stomach still big because you have another baby in there? LOL (mind you hes also a twin)


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    Kids are so funny!! But it leaves me nervous about what mine will say because my feelings kind of get hurt easily. I wish I was tougher. Anyway, one thing that motivated me in the beginning was that I was afraid of what my kids would say about my weight, or what their friends might say. My son is almost 4 and has never said anything "mean" (innocently) about my flab. He did however comment on the size of my mom's underwear!! One morning he walked in while she was getting dressed for church... she was pulling on her Spanx shapewear and said, "Whoa! Those are really big. You can borrow mine, they're kinda small." My mom was dying laughing. But I would be too if a 3 year old just offered to let me wear his tiny Spiderman underwear!
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    LMAO!!! Oh my....these are great!!
    My favorite is "Did they fix all of those cracks in your face yet?"

    LOL i've got tears of laughter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cmarie123 View Post
    LOL! My son once drew a picture of me. It was a shark with lots of gills. He said when I am sitting in the bathtub my fat rolls bunched together and looked like gills. LMAO! He was only 6 at the time. I still have that photo on my fridge.
    OMG CMARIE....laughed so loud my son just asked me "What are you laughin at Mom...too funny!!

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    Default oh oh I got one!

    Its not about weight but out of the mouths of babe!!!

    My Grandmother who is 86 just had her second stroke in Feb. Very Sad ! I was her Girl! One time when I was about 4 or 5 she bought me white patten leather boots that zip up, I loved her so much I would sleep with them in my arms in the box.


    Any way when she was in the hospital one day we called to check on her and she wanted to talk to my 4 year old...this is what I herd

    Garrett- "Hi Mamaw".....yes....."are you feelin better"?......"Did they fix all of those cracks in your face yet?"

    I almost fell on the floor....

    You also have to know my Grandmaw she was very Vain in her younger days...she got a couple of face lifts and was always worried about her apperance..

    Ok well Thank GOD she does not hear so well anymore..cuz I dont think she herd...
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    LMAO these stories are great ....

    The only thing remotely similar that's been said to me was when my daughter was about 5 she said I was "comfy, like a pillow"

    LMAO ... ah .... the funny thing is, I said the same thing to my gramma around that age.

    I know she was referring to the extra tire I was lugging around ... ha ha
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    LOL! My son once drew a picture of me. It was a shark with lots of gills. He said when I am sitting in the bathtub my fat rolls bunched together and looked like gills. LMAO! He was only 6 at the time. I still have that photo on my fridge.
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    That's great! My 6 year old niece told me that she couldnt tell I had lost any weight, lol. Kids are so funny!

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    You needed that laugh!
    Hi, I'm Roc & I'm on the weight loss rollercoaster as well as a 42 yr. old - mother of 3 year old twins. An entirely different rollercoaster
    1/9/08 228
    1/19 210
    2/09 215
    2/12 210
    3/11 206
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    4/13 199
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    Cool OT- BUT funny as all HECK

    Ok so lately I have been SO bummed... but thank god for people like Dee Dee A. K.A IBASAC on this Forum. She is my Assistant Manager and yesterday she told me the FUNNIEST thing EVER!

    Her daughter Aubreigh is almost 4 years old. Well Dee Dee quit smoking almost 4 months ago! (YAY Dee Dee I am SO proud of her) Well Aubreigh told her Daddy that Dee Dee get's up in the middle of the night and smokes his ciggarettes. LMAO! So he tells Dee Dee what Aubreigh said and she says, "No I get up in the middle of the night and eat Poptarts and Oreo's though." Ok, I think this story is hilarious.. Granted you have to know this kid a little to get the full effect but it still cracks me up today! Can you imagine? Kids say the funniest thing, don't they?
    My world is expanding as my butt is shrinking!

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    4/15/08-321
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    7/8/08-309 (Finally back on track)

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