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    LOVED IT, LOVED IT!! THAT'S SO ME!! :blabla:
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    Cool

    Loved IT!! :blabla:

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    I'm more of a man driver lol
    Currently, June 1st

    145!
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    J/K :blabla: :blabla: :heartpump: Love it Jack, I will have to pass this joke on too...

    Keep them coming

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    Jack if it were not for people like you, I would not have funny emails to send. You go boy!

    They forgot to add:
    1.Dig for your calculator.
    2.Add up how much money you will need at the grocery store, cleaners and the daycare.
    3.Total your amount so you will know how much money to withdraw!

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    LMAO! LOVE IT!
    ~RENE'
    (good idea....adding the disclaimer)
    *~Rene'~*

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    JackinDe
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    Just recently, a local bank set up a new drive through banking in my area, we are in the country & I thought this would be a new concept for people in a hurry.


    > Subject: : THE DRIVE THRU
    >
    > A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
    > installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to
    > withdraw
    > cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are
    > requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
    > accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
    > been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
    >
    >
    > MALE PROCEDURE:
    >
    > 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    > 2. Put down your car window.
    > 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    > 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    > 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    > 6. Put window up.
    > 7. Drive off
    >
    >
    > FEMALE PROCEDURE:
    >
    > 1. Drive up to cash machine.
    > 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
    > with the machine.
    > 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    > 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
    > locate card.
    > 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang
    > up
    > 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    > 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
    > excessive distance from the car.
    > 8. Insert card
    > 9. Re-insert card the right way.
    > 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
    > it.
    > 11. Enter PIN.
    > 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    > 13. Enter amount of cash required.
    > 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    > 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    > 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    > 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in
    > back of chequebook.
    > 18. Re-check makeup.
    > 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    > 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    > 21. Retrieve card.
    > 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
    > the slot provided.
    > 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    > 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    > 25. Redial&nbs! p; person on cell phone.
    > 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    > 27. Release Parking Brake.
    >
    >
    >
    Just keep thinking, it's only a joke, to make you smile, no nasty comments, Please!!!

    Any COMMENTS or COMPLAINTS: Dial 1-800-SMILE

    Jack

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