It's not difficult to make a woman Happy! - Phentermine.com

JackinDe · October 14th, 2005, 02:02 AM

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Have sex with him

2. Leave him in peace

Is there any truth in this? or is this a joke?

Jack

jaspernotting · October 17th, 2005, 04:43 AM

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

I think this is a joke...

missamanda83 · July 21st, 2007, 05:04 AM

Jack and Jasper,

I love both of your posts! I just got a great laugh out of them. They are so true!

Amanda

October 17th, 2005, 04:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
jaspernotting Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,765 Lost Weight: lost some... gain some... Current Weight: 144lbs Goal Weight: 126 lbs (this will take forever)	Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. I think this is a joke... 5' 2" - 136 lbs Success is never final, and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts.

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October 14th, 2005, 02:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
JackinDe Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 1,269 Lost Weight: 26 # Current Weight: 190 Goal Weight: 185	It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. Have sex with him 2. Leave him in peace Is there any truth in this? or is this a joke? Jack

July 21st, 2007, 05:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
missamanda83 Phen Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Boston Posts: 3 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 245 Goal Weight: 150	Jack and Jasper, I love both of your posts! I just got a great laugh out of them. They are so true! Amanda