Special Prayer for Females. - Phentermine.com

JackinDe · September 26th, 2005, 05:18 AM

To all you lovely ladies out there in Phenland:
This should add some humor to your day. Enjoy.
A female friend sent me this, I don't know why.

Subject: Prayer by Gender:

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.
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MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****

Amen.

Did you like that?
Jack

jaspernotting · September 29th, 2005, 05:56 AM

LOL... what can I say? I think basically - it is true to some extent

JackinDe · September 29th, 2005, 06:00 AM

Jaspernotting:

LOL....what can you say? Nothing of course, and you know it's true. Thank you for acknowledging the truth, to some extent, of course. Have a good one.

Jack

jaspernotting · October 6th, 2005, 03:09 AM

Jack, for sure the female's prayer will be answered - IN A DREAM!!

The male? I dunno - guess that's "basically" the "BASIC"... "requirements" to fufill some "BASIC" needs... LOL

JackinDe · October 7th, 2005, 02:55 AM

jaspernotting:

In a Dream, maybe, but actually one out of every 10,165 men fit the description of the male in the female prayer. The problem is how do you find that one individual. (LOL)

Jack

jaspernotting · October 7th, 2005, 06:20 PM

Wow!! No wonder - I am never lucky with lottery. Okie I didn't get the first few prizes but guess he not bad being a "starters prize"!

2teensNabean · October 11th, 2005, 05:56 AM

I like the poem and Jack your dreaming with the male prayer. I'm sure you want more in a woman than what you described.

Thanks for sharing.

Princess S · October 11th, 2005, 02:49 PM

LMAO

JackinDe · October 20th, 2005, 02:59 AM

Princess:

Oh good, you liked that one. And may I ask, a woman with good manicures are allowed to point fingers? Just to satisfy my own curiousity.

Jack

September 29th, 2005, 05:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
jaspernotting Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,765 Lost Weight: lost some... gain some... Current Weight: 144lbs Goal Weight: 126 lbs (this will take forever)	LOL... what can I say? I think basically - it is true to some extent 5' 2" - 136 lbs Success is never final, and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts.

October 6th, 2005, 03:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
jaspernotting Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,765 Lost Weight: lost some... gain some... Current Weight: 144lbs Goal Weight: 126 lbs (this will take forever)	Jack, for sure the female's prayer will be answered - IN A DREAM!! The male? I dunno - guess that's "basically" the "BASIC"... "requirements" to fufill some "BASIC" needs... LOL 5' 2" - 136 lbs Success is never final, and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts.

October 7th, 2005, 06:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
jaspernotting Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,765 Lost Weight: lost some... gain some... Current Weight: 144lbs Goal Weight: 126 lbs (this will take forever)	Wow!! No wonder - I am never lucky with lottery. Okie I didn't get the first few prizes but guess he not bad being a "starters prize"! 5' 2" - 136 lbs Success is never final, and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts.

October 11th, 2005, 05:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
2teensNabean Platinum Phenster Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,413 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 130 Goal Weight: 125 lbs	I like the poem and Jack your dreaming with the male prayer. I'm sure you want more in a woman than what you described. Thanks for sharing. http://home.comcast.net/~mibgast/michelles.html

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September 26th, 2005, 05:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
JackinDe Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 1,309 Lost Weight: 26 # Current Weight: 190 Goal Weight: 185	To all you lovely ladies out there in Phenland: This should add some humor to your day. Enjoy. A female friend sent me this, I don't know why. Subject: Prayer by Gender: FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. ------------------------------------------------- MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a **** Amen. Did you like that? Jack

September 29th, 2005, 06:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
JackinDe Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 1,309 Lost Weight: 26 # Current Weight: 190 Goal Weight: 185	Jaspernotting: LOL....what can you say? Nothing of course, and you know it's true. Thank you for acknowledging the truth, to some extent, of course. Have a good one. Jack

October 7th, 2005, 02:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
JackinDe Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 1,309 Lost Weight: 26 # Current Weight: 190 Goal Weight: 185	jaspernotting: In a Dream, maybe, but actually one out of every 10,165 men fit the description of the male in the female prayer. The problem is how do you find that one individual. (LOL) Jack

October 11th, 2005, 02:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs	LMAO

October 20th, 2005, 02:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
JackinDe Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 1,309 Lost Weight: 26 # Current Weight: 190 Goal Weight: 185	Princess: Oh good, you liked that one. And may I ask, a woman with good manicures are allowed to point fingers? Just to satisfy my own curiousity. Jack