[JackinDe]

The Perks of Being Over 40...

1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list. -----------------------------------------------

Everybody smile, be happy, be thankful for your health & good friends. Have a great Labor Day Holiday!

Jack

[jaspernotting]

very nice... you should try having this over at the main board... Cheers!! I'm over 40...

[Princess S]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one I sent it to my husband who's now 40-lol

[JackinDe]

Jaspernotting:
Glad you enjoyed it. What a nice photograph, what a lovely family you have. The background in the photo is beautiful. Take care.


Jack

[JackinDe]

Princess S:

Your husband must be older than you, you don't look a day over " 29 ". But I'm glad you're smiling. Oh, I liked your quote!

Sometimes the best gain is to lose."

Jack

[2teensNabean]

Ok,lets see here, I will be 40 in January. I'm gonna see if any of these refer to me.


The Perks of Being Over 40...

1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. Hmmmmm, maybe
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. haha, thats funny.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. Naa, I think my joints are just fine. Ask me in a couple months maybe I will give you another answer
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" Well, I dont get to bed till close to 1100 usually so 900 id say it was safe to say I'm still up. In fact my 2 1/2 year old dont go to sleep until 930.
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. They never viewed me as a hypochondriac. I dont complain too much, now if only I wonder why my head hurts all the time, I got a stomach ache. Hmmm, my eyes are fuzzy all the time. Wonder why I cant sleep. Hey, just kidding. I'm thankful for no ailments at this time. Again ask me in a couple months.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. I say this is true, I learn alot the hard way. Now everything else will be a breeze.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out. No, I like new updated things. I am always buying pretty, feminine, sexy things. Yeah, almost 40 and I still can be sexy.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. No dinner is never eaten till 600-630
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. No, can live without sex!!
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. No actually I dont.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. No, not me
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. No, I can party pretty good. We party and they remember it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. Tell that cop I tried to talk outta a ticket.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. I actually dont need to hold my stomach in, its pretty flat now. Even after 3 kids 19 years old, 17 years old and my 2 1/2 year old.
15. You sing along with elevator music. I'm into alot of music but elevator music is not one of them. My favorites are anything from 80's rock to todays variety of music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse. Hmmm, that might be true but nothing that contacts cant handle.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. I rarely go the doctor, I dont take any medication and I'm in good health. I'd say they are making money on me.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list. Yes Jack, I will remember you post this.

Thanks this was interesting and fun but I'm not quite 40 yet. Have a good day!!

Michelle

[JackinDe]

2teensNabean:

Now I know you're lying to me, Michelle, you don't look a day over 29. LOL, I think your joints are just fine, too. Live without sex?, now you're scaring me. Flat tummy, after three children, that's fantastic. I'm glad you remembered who posted this & hope you found it amusing, and you have a great day also.

Jack

[2teensNabean]

Now I wouldn't lie to you, I will be 40 in january. Feb. be married 20 years to yup same husband and yeah we have plenty of sex. Maybe thats why I'm thinner, who knows.

Heres a link from the phen board you may be interested in seeing just to show you a little more.

http://www.phentermine.com/forums/ul.../2.html#000047

Thanks again! Not all older woman sit and do nothing and look there age. Plenty of woman out there that want to look good. This board has some very beautiful and sexy woman.

Have a great day Jack.

[2teensNabean]

You know after reading what I wrote, I mistake I made.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. No, can live without sex!!

That should be - No, CANT live without sex. How can I mess that up. No, I actually enjoy it better now than when I was in my 20's.

[JackinDe]

2teensNabean:

Good for you girl. Congrats for 20 years with the same guy, thats cool. He must be doing something right for you to stick with him that long. I'm glad you corrected me about the sex thing. LOL.

Jack

[2teensNabean]

Oh heres the post I wanted to show you. I gave you the second part. If you already saw dont worry about it. When I said heres more to see, it shows a few pictures of me. http://www.phentermine.com/forums/ul...c/4/48195.html

Any way, I'll stop bugging you.

Michelle

[JackinDe]

2teensNabean:

Wow, Michelle, thanks for sharing the site for the really nice photos. I can't really comment on them on this public forum other than they looked fantastic.
Keep up the good work. You're doing great.


Jack