SOMETHING THAT MADE ME LAUGH THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE - Phentermine.com

EBONY POETESS · November 26th, 2003, 07:33 AM

JOKE

WHILE I WAS FLYING DOWN THE ROAD YESTERDAY DOING 10MPH OVER THE LIMIT

I PASSED UNDER A BRIDGE ONLY TO FIND A POLICEMEN

WITH A RADAR GUN ON THE OTHER SIDE LAYING IN WAIT

HE PULLED ME OVER AND WALKED TO THE CAR AND WITH

THAT CLASSIC PATRONIZING SMIRK WE ALL KNOW AND

LOVE. HE ASKED, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?"

TO WHICH I REPLIED "I AM LATE FOR WORK."

OH YEAH, SAID THE POLICEMAN, "WHAT DO YOU DO?"

"I AM A RECTUM STRETCHER. "I RESPONDED.

THE POLICEMAN STAMMERED, "A WHAT?
A RECTUM STRETCHER?

AND JUST WHAT DOES A RECTUM STRETCHER DO?"

"WELL I SAID I START BY INSERTING ONE FINGER,THEN
I WORK MY WAY UP TO TWO FINGERS,THEN THREE,THEN
FOUR, THEN WITH MY WHOLE HAND I WORK SIDE TO SIDE

UNTIL I GET BOTH HANDS IN, THEN SLOWLY BUT SURELY STRETCH UNTIL IT'S SIX FEET WIDE."

"AND HE REPLIED, "JUST WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A 6 FOOT *****HOLE?"

TO WHICH I POLITELY REPLIED, "YOU GIVE HIM A RADAR GUN AND PARK HIM BEHIND A BRIDGE

TRAFFIC TICKET:$85.00
COURT COSTS:$45.00
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE: PRICELESS

EBONY POETESS · November 26th, 2003, 10:07 AM

DID ANYONE READ THIS?

ImTooSexy · November 26th, 2003, 11:44 AM

yeah, i just read it, its funny

Stayingstrong · December 2nd, 2003, 04:07 AM

Too funny maybie repost it over on the My Experience with Phentermine board where it has a little more traffic. I bet someone needs a little pick me up like this. Too funny

Tammy

EBONY POETESS · December 2nd, 2003, 05:04 AM

THANKS TAMMY
GIRL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL TOO
YOU KNOW WHEN I POST GIRL I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WILL END UP

I HOPE THEY CAN SEE IT NOW

EBONY POETESS · December 2nd, 2003, 06:29 PM

COME ON YA'LL YOU GOTTA READ THIS
THIS CHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL

EBONY POETESS · December 3rd, 2003, 02:29 AM

BUMPED FOR A MORNING LAUGH

EBONY POETESS · December 3rd, 2003, 02:30 AM

BUMPED FOR A MORNING LAUGH

hellagood · January 23rd, 2004, 11:05 AM

fit-i just read this joke and busted out laughing so hard here in class...so i had my friend sitting next to me read it, and she was drinking while she read it, next thing i know there's diet sprite all over the keyboard!!! she must've liked it too!!! haha!!!

RoxanneRoxanne · January 23rd, 2004, 11:07 AM

DanaM · January 23rd, 2004, 03:36 PM

OMG! that is really funny...thanks!

3butts&2necks · March 21st, 2004, 12:53 PM

LMFAO OMFG ....I can't stop lafin..I had to share that with some friends to damn funnnnyyyyy

I needed that thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

EBONY POETESS · March 21st, 2004, 02:22 PM

HEY THREEBUTTSANDTWONECKS

YEAH I THOUGHT THAT CHIT WAS HILLARIOUS
I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT

DAMN I DIDN'T THINK TOO MANY PEOPLE READ IT

Salvador · June 9th, 2005, 05:13 AM

I did not respond to many msgs, but this one was hilarious.......very funy
sal

jcat · July 22nd, 2005, 12:06 PM

I'm bumping it up again... too funny!!!!

November 26th, 2003, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	JOKE WHILE I WAS FLYING DOWN THE ROAD YESTERDAY DOING 10MPH OVER THE LIMIT I PASSED UNDER A BRIDGE ONLY TO FIND A POLICEMEN WITH A RADAR GUN ON THE OTHER SIDE LAYING IN WAIT HE PULLED ME OVER AND WALKED TO THE CAR AND WITH THAT CLASSIC PATRONIZING SMIRK WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE. HE ASKED, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?" TO WHICH I REPLIED "I AM LATE FOR WORK." OH YEAH, SAID THE POLICEMAN, "WHAT DO YOU DO?" "I AM A RECTUM STRETCHER. "I RESPONDED. THE POLICEMAN STAMMERED, "A WHAT? A RECTUM STRETCHER? AND JUST WHAT DOES A RECTUM STRETCHER DO?" "WELL I SAID I START BY INSERTING ONE FINGER,THEN I WORK MY WAY UP TO TWO FINGERS,THEN THREE,THEN FOUR, THEN WITH MY WHOLE HAND I WORK SIDE TO SIDE UNTIL I GET BOTH HANDS IN, THEN SLOWLY BUT SURELY STRETCH UNTIL IT'S SIX FEET WIDE." "AND HE REPLIED, "JUST WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A 6 FOOT *****HOLE?" TO WHICH I POLITELY REPLIED, "YOU GIVE HIM A RADAR GUN AND PARK HIM BEHIND A BRIDGE TRAFFIC TICKET:$85.00 COURT COSTS:$45.00 THE LOOK ON HIS FACE: PRICELESS starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

November 26th, 2003, 10:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	DID ANYONE READ THIS? starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

November 26th, 2003, 11:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
ImTooSexy Silver Phenster Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Venus Posts: 188 Lost Weight: 0lbs	yeah, i just read it, its funny Starting weight: 348 Current weight: 195 Poor Humpty Dumpty Didn't Fall Off The Wall, He Was Pushed!

December 2nd, 2003, 05:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	THANKS TAMMY GIRL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL TOO YOU KNOW WHEN I POST GIRL I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WILL END UP I HOPE THEY CAN SEE IT NOW starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

December 2nd, 2003, 06:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	COME ON YA'LL YOU GOTTA READ THIS THIS CHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

December 2nd, 2003, 04:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stayingstrong ^Motivation^ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: TAKING CONTROL!!!! Posts: 3,185 Lost Weight: 40 pounds Current Weight: 130 Goal Weight: 124	Too funny maybie repost it over on the My Experience with Phentermine board where it has a little more traffic. I bet someone needs a little pick me up like this. Too funny Tammy

December 3rd, 2003, 02:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	BUMPED FOR A MORNING LAUGH starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

December 3rd, 2003, 02:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	BUMPED FOR A MORNING LAUGH starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

January 23rd, 2004, 11:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
hellagood Silver Phenster Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 838 Lost Weight: 27	fit-i just read this joke and busted out laughing so hard here in class...so i had my friend sitting next to me read it, and she was drinking while she read it, next thing i know there's diet sprite all over the keyboard!!! she must've liked it too!!! haha!!!

January 23rd, 2004, 11:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
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January 23rd, 2004, 03:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
DanaM Silver Phenster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: McKinney, Texas Posts: 481 Lost Weight: 53 Current Weight: 153 Goal Weight: 125	OMG! that is really funny...thanks! Dana ---- Motivate me guys, I am not working as hard as I should. 30 pounds to go!!!!! SW 211 ....58 pounds gone forever!!! CW 153 April 26th...30 to g0! GW 125 http://xpupload.hpphoto.com/servlet/...sword=64354487

March 21st, 2004, 12:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
3butts&2necks Phen Newbie Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 43 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 2 much! Goal Weight: 140	LMFAO OMFG ....I can't stop lafin..I had to share that with some friends to damn funnnnyyyyy I needed that thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao "Man quit buggn I just LOOK like I eat all the time & stop under estimating the strength of a thick chic..lmfaoooo

March 21st, 2004, 02:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
EBONY POETESS Diamond Phenster Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 9,558 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 185 Goal Weight: 160 firm by Valentines Day my birthday	HEY THREEBUTTSANDTWONECKS YEAH I THOUGHT THAT CHIT WAS HILLARIOUS I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT DAMN I DIDN'T THINK TOO MANY PEOPLE READ IT starting weight august of 2007 ,250 cw:185 pounds goal weight: 150 No longer on phentermine since august of 2007.

June 9th, 2005, 05:13 AM	#14 (permalink)
Salvador Bronze Phenster Join Date: May 2005 Location: Albany GA Posts: 21 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 242 Goal Weight: 150	I did not respond to many msgs, but this one was hilarious.......very funy sal

July 22nd, 2005, 12:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
jcat Silver Phenster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: west coast Posts: 182 Lost Weight: 0lbs	I'm bumping it up again... too funny!!!! BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN! HW-199 - 03/10/05 SW-185 - 10/1/06 GW-159