My favorite nursing quotes:<BR>**Note: Not meant to offend at all - just thought these were funny. Sometimes things get so bad, you gotta laugh to keep from crying...<P>A snarl, a sneer, a needle that stings...these are a few of my favorite things...<P>You say I'm a b**ch like it's a bad thing<P>It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. <P>Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.<P>You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.<P>Who me? No, I'm not the nurse, I just wander from room to room<P>How long does it take a nurse to change a light bulb???<BR>Only a minute, but then it takes 45 minutes to document<BR>Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"