[2teensNabean]

My kind of recipe, here: (Read it all)
Tequila Christmas Cookies

Follow directions carefully!!!!

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



DIRECTIONS:

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl,

check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...
Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup.......just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit
off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window,

finish the Cose Juervo

and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



CHEERY MISTMAS!!


If any of you need help - just call me and Jose we will be right over to
help you bake...

[JackinDe]

Michelle:

LOL, I love it. Very good, I'm running out to get two bottles of Jose Cuervo Tequila right now.
The hell with the cookies. This beats Martha's recipe for sure.


Jack