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    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
    trauma
    complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

    He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including:
    Mrs. Butterworth,
    Hungry Jack,
    the California Raisins,
    Betty Crocker,
    the Hostess Twinkies,
    Little Debbie,
    and Captain Crunch.

    The grave site was piled high with flours.
    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
    Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
    filled
    with
    turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
    of
    his
    dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times
    he
    was
    still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John
    Dough
    and
    Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    elderly dad, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please take time
    to
    pass
    it on and share that smile with someone else that kneads it.

    Jack

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    How in the hell do you die from a yeast infection?
    Do you know how many woman would be dead by now? :blabla:
    You're nuts!



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    Well Ebony:

    Thats the "yeast" of my worries, LOL, because I'm not a woman. Nuts? Maybe, but if you don't get proper treatment, you can die from a common cold.


    Jack

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    I'm gonna die from your damn jokes :blabla: :blabla:
    You are too crazy :blabla:



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    Ebony:

    Please don't die from my jokes, just keep smiling.

    Remember, "laughter" is the best medicine.


    Jack

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    You had me dying over here reading that. That is so cute but hilarious at the same time. I must copy and paste that.

    Jack, where do you find these jokes. You definately can bring a smile to our faces.

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    Well, Michelle, I could tell you, but then that takes all the fun out of surprising you with new ones, so I think I will keep it a secret, how about you, do you have any secrets? If so, don't tell me, because then it won't be a secret. Have I made myself purrfectly clear, oh oh, I sound like Nixon. Thats all Folks!


    Jack

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    I agree, we all have to have little secrets, makes it interesting for little surprises. Do I have any secrets you ask? Hmmmm, maybe, maybe not.

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    ROTFLMAO @ Jack and Ebony :blabla: :blabla:


    ....Thats the "yeast" of my worries.... bahhaaa hahhaaa :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla:

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    Princess:

    You should be posting the naked pictures on Michelle's post.(LOL) But conrats on your good news, when are you due? bahhaaa hahhaaa


    Jack

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    Jack, what post is that? Is it the one I said I had naked pictures? Princess is doing pretty well with her own posts, shes getting more responses. Shes a hottie, I can see why. Pretty soon this forum is gonna have all sexy,skinny woman posting. They are losing weight and feeling better about themselves. Jipi will be banning us left an right an then what are we gonna do? Hmmmm?

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    Well Michelle, I think all WOMAN are sexy, hot, sweet, fat, skinny, lean, mean, tall, short, I always look for the inner one's self to appreciate others and their own self being and outlook on life. I learned that from Dr. Phil.
    Jipi will not ban us as long as we send her a birthday card. (Belated now, of course)

    Jack

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    Good answer Jack and by the way, Jipi is a man.. Just in case you wanted to know that. Have a wonderful day !!

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    Well, I didn't know that, thanks for the update, you are always there when I need you.

    Jack

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