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Old November 17th, 2005, 01:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield

See a Doctor ASAP if you experience the last symptom.

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Old November 17th, 2005, 02:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I agree Jack, better see the doctor.

Thats funny, keep them coming, we always love to hear funny jokes to keep us all with a smile.
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