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I miss Jackie's Jokes
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June 10th, 2008, 01:56 PM
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Diamond Phenster
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 3,857
Lost Weight: 29
Current Weight: 199
Goal Weight: 000
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I miss Jackie's Jokes
here's a corny one.
Underwear dust One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. “April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” She replied, “It's not talcum powder......It's Miracle Grow!”
Hi, I'm Roc & I'm on the weight loss rollercoaster as well as a 42 yr. old - mother of 3 year old twins. An entirely different rollercoaster
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June 10th, 2008, 02:15 PM
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Diamond Phenster
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Nashville, Tn
Posts: 3,162
Lost Weight: -61 lbs
Current Weight: 182
Goal Weight: 130
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
 2/10/08 - 3/08/08** -19 (Month 1 on Phen) 3/15/08 - 4/05/08** -31 (Month 2 on Phen) 4/12/08 - 5/03/08** -35 (Month 3 on Phen) 5/10/08 - 5/31/08** -45 (Month 4 on Phen) 6/07/08 - 6/28/08** -49 (Month 5 NO Phen) 7/12/08- 7/26/08 ** -58 (Month 6 on Phen)  month 5 results 1st mini goal=215 met 2nd mini goal=200 met 3rd mini goal=185 met 4th mini goal= 170 |
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June 10th, 2008, 02:35 PM
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Diamond Phenster
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Denver
Posts: 2,858
Lost Weight: It goes up and down!
Current Weight: 144
Goal Weight: 130 - Long term 120 (dream. Have never reached it!)
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That was cute. Jack will be back, I'm sure!
LIFE AFTER PHEN DIVA CHALLENGE
Thanksgiving challenge! 10/30 - 143.8 11/7 - 146.8 11/14 11/21 11/28 ------------------- You must be the change you want to see in the world. - Gandhi |
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June 13th, 2008, 09:31 AM
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Diamond Phenster
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: CHICAGO, IL
Posts: 3,546
Lost Weight: 55.2 LBS
Current Weight: 196.8
Goal Weight: 145
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LOL... that was funny.
HEIGHT 5' 10"
HIGHEST WEIGHT EVER! 252 CW 196.8 Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can! ~Arthur Ashe  ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS......WEEK 2 : WATER - over 500oz.  EXERCISE - 4.5 WALK - 1  WEIGHT - -4.2 
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June 13th, 2008, 09:31 AM
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Platinum Phenster
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Dover, DE
Posts: 1,305
Lost Weight: 26 #
Current Weight: 190
Goal Weight: 185
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For your Information !
......It's Miracle Grow!”
Oh, it really does work, I tried it, before I sat when I peeded, now I have to stand, the water got too cold, LOL. !   If no one gets this, don't ask me to explain ! |
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June 13th, 2008, 01:43 PM
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Diamond Phenster
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 3,857
Lost Weight: 29
Current Weight: 199
Goal Weight: 000
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Yes Sir
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Hi, I'm Roc & I'm on the weight loss rollercoaster as well as a 42 yr. old - mother of 3 year old twins. An entirely different rollercoaster
1/9/08 228 1/19 210 2/09 215 2/12 210 3/11 206 3/21 200 4/13 199 5/18 198 6/6 201 7/10 210 7/21 199 8/26 199 |
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