[JackinDe]

>A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
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>We can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
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>Out looking for work in six weeks."
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>A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
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>One person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in
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>Four weeks."
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>A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that
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>We can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
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>Have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."
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>The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are
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>Way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her
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>To Washington where she will become President, and then half the
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>Country will be out looking for work."

[scatanafas]

Love that!!

[terilyn61]

It would actually be funny if it wasn't so true!