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Princess S · February 21st, 2006, 05:37 PM

Liver and cheese...

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one ! who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ........

"Liver alone, Cheese mine"

How cute was that?

Eternity · February 21st, 2006, 06:12 PM

Too cute!

Princess S · February 22nd, 2006, 04:45 AM

Speaking of too cute-so are you-great new pics hun-keep it up

MissVil · February 22nd, 2006, 05:35 PM

LMAO!! That is too cute, princess!!!
Yes, your pics are cute, Eternity!! You look so happy!! Keep smiling, it makes me happy!!

Missy

Princess S · March 2nd, 2006, 06:39 AM

Your so sweet Missy

Pryceless · March 2nd, 2006, 07:21 AM

Loved it

!!!! Havent really smiled today, and I did with this thread! Thanks Princess....I really needed that!

Pryceless

missus · March 2nd, 2006, 11:51 AM

Ditto. How ya feeling today Princess? Better I hope.

Missus

Suzie 2 · March 2nd, 2006, 11:57 AM

Princess been feeling bad? I have been off. I got to quit doing that. I have to catch up on so much.
This was too cute!

Princess S · March 2nd, 2006, 04:06 PM

Ya, I have a pinched nerve in my lower back and left shoulder as well

Now I have a bad headache-thanks for asking

The wine helps take the edge off

But on the plus side I am off to New York to meet with my dr. tommorow about my eyes

The drive will kill me though, but hey its for a worth while cause

My g/f and I are gonna make a girls weekend out of it-- LOOK OUT NEW YORK--HERE COMES TROUBLE!!!!!!

Suzie 2 · March 2nd, 2006, 06:47 PM

Hey Princess I hope you get to feeling better.
FUN FUN In New York! I so want to take my son for his Birthday (next year 16th) I feel old. LOL
He is my man. He is so good!
Well have a great time in the City. Let us know what you get your self in to.

jaspernotting · March 2nd, 2006, 06:58 PM

I thought this is a joke about our local accent?!?! I read this joke but instead of 3 male dogs, it was 3 local guys... go figure our accents!

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February 21st, 2006, 05:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	Liver and cheese... Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one ! who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ........ "Liver alone, Cheese mine" How cute was that?

February 22nd, 2006, 04:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	Speaking of too cute-so are you-great new pics hun-keep it up

February 22nd, 2006, 05:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
MissVil Silver Phenster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Port Royal, SC Posts: 356 Lost Weight: 50 Current Weight: 206 Goal Weight: 155 MissVil's Photos	LMAO!! That is too cute, princess!!! Yes, your pics are cute, Eternity!! You look so happy!! Keep smiling, it makes me happy!! Missy

March 2nd, 2006, 06:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	Your so sweet Missy

March 2nd, 2006, 07:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pryceless Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,248 Lost Weight: 10 lbs Current Weight: 207 lbs Goal Weight: 150 - 160 lbs Pryceless's Photos	Loved it !!!! Havent really smiled today, and I did with this thread! Thanks Princess....I really needed that! Pryceless

March 2nd, 2006, 11:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
Suzie 2 Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: USA Posts: 470 Lost Weight: 63 Current Weight: 179 Goal Weight: 142 Suzie 2's Photos	Princess been feeling bad? I have been off. I got to quit doing that. I have to catch up on so much. This was too cute!

March 2nd, 2006, 04:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	Ya, I have a pinched nerve in my lower back and left shoulder as well Now I have a bad headache-thanks for asking The wine helps take the edge off But on the plus side I am off to New York to meet with my dr. tommorow about my eyes The drive will kill me though, but hey its for a worth while cause My g/f and I are gonna make a girls weekend out of it-- LOOK OUT NEW YORK--HERE COMES TROUBLE!!!!!!

March 2nd, 2006, 06:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Suzie 2 Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: USA Posts: 470 Lost Weight: 63 Current Weight: 179 Goal Weight: 142 Suzie 2's Photos	Hey Princess I hope you get to feeling better. FUN FUN In New York! I so want to take my son for his Birthday (next year 16th) I feel old. LOL He is my man. He is so good! Well have a great time in the City. Let us know what you get your self in to.