[ashleytx614]

OH MY GOD, why are men such pigs!!?? Ok, I work in an office, and I am the only woman, surrounded by men. So, I'm sitting here working away (AKA: chatting on this thing w/ you gals, LMAO!) and this chick walks in the office, she works for a company we do business with, she also happens to be a proffesional football cheerleader. Well, miss thang walks in, she has big boobies, and long blonde hair, and of course...SKINNY! When you look at her face though...EWW. She has like caked on makeup, complete with the brown base mark around her chin, she should have gone to the tanning salon 10 more times before she purchased that color. Oh, and don't forget the acne/pock marks that no color base is gonna cover. Thick a s s eye makeup, brown and blue. Then like way teased out hair, looks like instead of buying new palm palm's she should have purshased a deep conditioning treatment at her local salon. Ok, so I sound like a biznatch, but my point is, the men were all over her, it was sickining to watch, then they were saying, "oh so I see ya'll won the game last week, bet that was all because of you wasn't it." Then she says, "Oh yeah baby, it was all because of me". Then the men proceed to ask me, or should I say tell me to get her some coffee. Uh, whatever. Theeeennnn she says "Well ya'll come out and see the game, I'll be the fat blonde girl cheering in the front" then they all go.."oh, your not fat, you look great!" And that's when I did it, that's when I threw up in my mouth! And I'm not trying to toot my own horn, oh well I am!!LMAO, but I KNOW I am soooo much prettier then her, guys just see the boobies, blonde hair, and skinny A S S. Do ya'll know what I'm saying? UHHHHH!!!

[jenfri76]

Men do not usually care about a womans face. I have seen when I used to bartend at a strip club men only see body sometimes and they could care less about a womans face if she has big boobs, nice butt or whatever body part they are into. Sad but true.

[roller_coaster]

Ah yes. Men. Like flies on sh*t.

Several times I have lost substantial amounts of weight and experienced sudden interest by men who prior to the weight loss treated me as if I were nonexistent. It's really grotesque. I suspect if I lose enough weight this time it will happen again, and it will take all of my willpower to not tell them to f*ck off. Superficial assh*les. Pardon my language.

[Princess S]

AWWW HELLO!!!! I'm a blonde with big boobies and a former CFL Cheerleader!!!! Thats the Canadain version of the NFL-CFL!!!!!!! And I was skinny back then

[ashleytx614]

LMAO!! Ok, well just so long as you didn't have base marks from your makeup and frizzy A S S hair!!

[Princess1131]

I would have kicked them in the balls if they told me to go get coffee for her? Do you usually get coffee for them? What the hell? That would have pissed me off!

[rene76]

i can relate. i hate men. (yes, i'm having an off day..lmao)
~rene'

[ashleytx614]

Princess...Sorry Girl, Just pssd me off, especially with her making that comment about "Oh I'll be the fat blonde one cheering in the front". She wanted all those guys to say "oh your not fat, you look awsome". And like men....they did. Come on Princess, looking at them now, don't you ever wish they would just fall off that tripod or pyramid (whatever it is they do) and maybe break something, nothing big, maybe a toe or something, a pinky would be ok. LMAO! I'm kidding...ok, well maybe only kidding a little. Hey maybe one day I'll be really skinny, and chicks will say that sh*t about me....Ahhh...I can only pray.

[ashleytx614]

Princess1131, Dang it, too may Princess' in here, anyways, hell no I don;t make them coffee, I don't even drink it, let alone know how to make it. She opted to drink a bottle of water...coffee would probably add to her, as she calls it "chubby" figure.

[Princess1131]

Originally posted by ashleytx614:
Princess1131, Dang it, too may Princess' in here, anyways, hell no I don;t make them coffee, I don't even drink it, let alone know how to make it. She opted to drink a bottle of water...coffee would probably add to her, as she calls it "chubby" figure.

Did you shove the bottle of water up their a s s e s?

[sparkk72]

Ashley!!
You cracked me up girl!! LOL!!
I had such a bad day!! Thanks for the laugh!
Hey at least we can lose weight --its kinda hard and expensive to lose UGLY!! lol! And it sounds like she's a "butter-head"--it all looked good BUTTER-HEAD!!! lol!

[k*e*n*n*a*s*m*o*m]

Originally posted by sparkk72:
And it sounds like she's a "butter-head"--it all looked good BUTTER-HEAD!!! lol!

LMAO!! I hadn't heard that one before!

[roller_coaster]

Coffee would have stained her expensive teeth veneers.

[Princess S]

Aww it ok hun.... Some of them yes, I wish they would of falling or somthing. I didn't hang around with them much, I had a husband and baby at home at the time and I stayed to myself when we were on the road. Besides to much drama She must of been a bit insacure to make that comment to get compliments

[Goal160]

I guess i just dont get it, i think sometimes women hate when men are not all over them because they figure if a man is not all over them, then they're not pretty.Of course they were all over here if shes pretty and nicely shaped,and she probably was a little insecure so thats why she called herself fat,because she wanted a compliment,heck we all like compliments!Even the skinniest,most nicely shaped women have some insecurities! I think reasons like this are why women do not get along very well, because we're always competing with each other,trying to see who's the prettiest!(sigh) I mean even you, just tore this whole girl's appearance apart,because the men were feeling her, i can only imagine how you were looking at the girl....lol