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Thread: World's shortest fairy tale !!

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    Wonder Phenster
    World's shortest fairy tale

    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?".The guy said,
    "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
    camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and
    ****ed whenever she wanted

    The end.


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    Silver Phenster perdygirl315's Avatar
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    Good story

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    "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."


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    Wonder Phenster
    The word is " f a r t e d "

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    GEEZ I MUST HAVE A REALLY DIRTY MIND CAUSE ,HMMM I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.. lol , THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!

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    NEVER HAD TO COOK AND **** WHO EVER AND WHEN EVER SHE WANTED SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

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    Wonder Phenster
    Jeanie I am shocked you perv

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    I was thinking the same as Jeannie, must be the red hair.

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    Gold Phenster dawn1973's Avatar
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    What would we do without you To keep us on our toes

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    DITTO FOR ME ON THE WORD! LMAO! WELL HELL THAT COMES ALONG WITH IT TOO
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    Ya see I should have written that poem my way certainly sounds better the author must have been a very young girl!!!! I sent it to my friends and edited in my word... makes it far more truthful.. He he he.. Yep Princess , Im a perv... but truth is I know you liked it better my way too LOL

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    Princess:

    Yes it is a fairy TAIL, because no female can go camping by herself, she needs a big, strong, macho male to protect her from the wild animals in the forest. And we can also start camp fires without matches, because we're so HOT!

    Any questions: call 1-800-men-rule (LOL)


    Jack

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    haha!!

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    girl you are a nut



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    I know, I am

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