World's shortest fairy tale !! - Phentermine.com

Princess S · November 3rd, 2005, 11:15 AM

World's shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?".The guy said,
"No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and
****ed whenever she wanted

The end.

perdygirl315 · November 3rd, 2005, 11:22 AM

Good story

flab2fab · November 3rd, 2005, 11:29 AM

Princess S · November 3rd, 2005, 11:33 AM

The word is " f a r t e d "

JeannieinMa · November 3rd, 2005, 11:45 AM

GEEZ I MUST HAVE A REALLY DIRTY MIND CAUSE ,HMMM I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.. lol , THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!

JeannieinMa · November 3rd, 2005, 11:46 AM

NEVER HAD TO COOK AND **** WHO EVER AND WHEN EVER SHE WANTED SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Princess S · November 3rd, 2005, 12:05 PM

Jeanie I am shocked

you perv

justmarried521 · November 3rd, 2005, 12:16 PM

I was thinking the same as Jeannie, must be the red hair.

missus · November 3rd, 2005, 12:58 PM

dawn1973 · November 3rd, 2005, 02:12 PM

What would we do without you

To keep us on our toes

buttercupsbabie2 · November 4th, 2005, 06:55 AM

DITTO FOR ME ON THE WORD! LMAO! WELL HELL THAT COMES ALONG WITH IT TOO

JeannieinMa · November 4th, 2005, 07:00 AM

Ya see I should have written that poem my way certainly sounds better the author must have been a very young girl!!!! I sent it to my friends and edited in my word... makes it far more truthful.. He he he.. Yep Princess , Im a perv... but truth is I know you liked it better my way too LOL

JackinDe · November 4th, 2005, 07:14 AM

Princess:

Yes it is a fairy TAIL, because no female can go camping by herself, she needs a big, strong, macho male to protect her from the wild animals in the forest. And we can also start camp fires without matches, because we're so HOT!

Any questions: call 1-800-men-rule (LOL)

Jack

perdygirl315 · November 4th, 2005, 07:25 AM

haha!!

EBONY POETESS · November 4th, 2005, 08:30 AM

girl you are a nut

Princess S · November 4th, 2005, 08:40 AM

I know, I am

November 3rd, 2005, 11:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
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November 3rd, 2005, 12:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
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November 3rd, 2005, 12:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
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November 3rd, 2005, 02:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
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November 4th, 2005, 06:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
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November 3rd, 2005, 11:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	World's shortest fairy tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?".The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and ****ed whenever she wanted The end.

November 3rd, 2005, 11:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
perdygirl315 Silver Phenster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Coon Rapids, MN Posts: 123 Lost Weight: 24 Current Weight: 179 Goal Weight: 150 perdygirl315's Photos	Good story

November 3rd, 2005, 11:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	The word is " f a r t e d "

November 3rd, 2005, 11:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
JeannieinMa Silver Phenster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 374 Lost Weight: 152 Current Weight: 168 Goal Weight: 135 JeannieinMa's Photos	GEEZ I MUST HAVE A REALLY DIRTY MIND CAUSE ,HMMM I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.. lol , THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!

November 3rd, 2005, 11:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
JeannieinMa Silver Phenster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 374 Lost Weight: 152 Current Weight: 168 Goal Weight: 135 JeannieinMa's Photos	NEVER HAD TO COOK AND **** WHO EVER AND WHEN EVER SHE WANTED SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

November 3rd, 2005, 12:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Princess S Wonder Phenster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,874 Lost Weight: 0lbs Princess S's Photos	Jeanie I am shocked you perv

November 4th, 2005, 07:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
JeannieinMa Silver Phenster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 374 Lost Weight: 152 Current Weight: 168 Goal Weight: 135 JeannieinMa's Photos	Ya see I should have written that poem my way certainly sounds better the author must have been a very young girl!!!! I sent it to my friends and edited in my word... makes it far more truthful.. He he he.. Yep Princess , Im a perv... but truth is I know you liked it better my way too LOL

November 4th, 2005, 07:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
JackinDe Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 1,444 Lost Weight: 26 # Current Weight: 190 Goal Weight: 185 JackinDe's Photos	Princess: Yes it is a fairy TAIL, because no female can go camping by herself, she needs a big, strong, macho male to protect her from the wild animals in the forest. And we can also start camp fires without matches, because we're so HOT! Any questions: call 1-800-men-rule (LOL) Jack

November 4th, 2005, 07:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
perdygirl315 Silver Phenster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Coon Rapids, MN Posts: 123 Lost Weight: 24 Current Weight: 179 Goal Weight: 150 perdygirl315's Photos	haha!!

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November 4th, 2005, 08:40 AM	#16 (permalink)
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