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Old December 12th, 2005, 02:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58.
68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

[At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???



Hope you all are laughing,

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Old December 12th, 2005, 02:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that was funnny!!! i hope my drive jumps up a notch when i turn 28 hubby would love it!!

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Old December 12th, 2005, 04:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny Jack, I guess that tell it all! Hmmmm, I have a few years then. I guess I will make the best of it..

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