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missus · December 29th, 2005, 05:25 AM

Just a thought. I have 3. 2 boys and a girl. The first time was my oldest son. He was around 8, and dad had just come from a convention and was oc. We thought our son was at friends house, as we're getting into the middle stages, we heard something, babyboy walked right in on us. Hubby talked to him later.

The second time was lil man (just turned 12). We had been on him about walking in without knocking. It was midnight, so he was asleep. Unfortunately he had a nitemare, so walked right in. Hubby got so mad. I calmed him down. So he talked to lil one. Daughter never walked in on us.

Talk about a letdown for hubby.

Missus

Eternity · December 29th, 2005, 05:47 AM

Hmm ok. Well one time my son was away, and so it was just my daughter home. We had put her to bed and made sure she was out. Shes usually a heavy sleeper, but hubby and I were hangin out in the living room and things got heated, so heated we didnt want to move on to the bedroom. Well why we were getting busy, lights on, in the buff, I happened to open my eyes and what do I see... my 5 yr old staring back at me!!! I freaked, hollered get in your room, got dressed and went in there to talk to her only to find she was knocked out again. I hope she was sleepwalkin with her eyes open, but was really asleep. But yeah not smart on our part being in the living room with kids home. Lesson learned!

I remember once when I was a youngin, my mom had hooked up with a guy who she would later marry. Anyhoo, my room was in the basement, and I heard this loud bangin noise, it scared me so I went upstairs and knocked on my moms door (thank God I knocked) and told her about the bangin, well after that all I heard was them laughing their butts off. The lightbulb went off in my head and figured out it was them goin to town! LOL I just walked away and avoided them for a while. LOL I think I was more embarrassed then they were.

boomer sooner · December 29th, 2005, 07:11 AM

nope..hasn't happened...yet

Educator · December 29th, 2005, 07:30 AM

Oh hell no!

with all me hootin' and a hoolerin' and a screamin' and a yellin' mine just thinks mama havin' 'nother one of her bad ole nightmares

AGAIN!

Boy! and she sure has bunches of 'em

Tammy

Hopefully_Skinny06 · December 29th, 2005, 07:56 AM

I have two boys and my oldest was at his dad's, well my little one walked in on me and his dad. He says hey mommy are you exercising? He's 3.

2teensNabean · December 29th, 2005, 08:04 AM

Yeah, it happened when my son was young, he didn't understand. I just threw on my robe and put him back to bed. The one I do remember was when me and my husband were at it, my daughter who was like 8 years old heard us. She kept yelling mommy, mommy are you alright. I had to calm myself down enough to answer her or she would of came in. Yes that definately would of been an awkward moment. I just told her I was having a nightmare and she used to bring that up to us different times. She would say Mom remember when you had that nightmare and I heard you screaming.... I would quickly change the subject, lol.

Educator · December 29th, 2005, 08:17 AM

hey 2 teens, i c u have the same ole nightmares i gots...

Melba · December 29th, 2005, 08:17 AM

Oh never really walked in I guess..

But knocking on the door and saying Momma, Dad what are you doing. Can I come in..

Okay if you are in the bathroom...how come I can see your feet on the bed??

I want to scream.

Once my FIL walked in on us. We were home alone..and in bed doing the wild thing. He knocked on the door got NO answer..and came on in. Didn't even knock on our bedroom door just opened it.. I was livid! I was so mad I didn't speak to him for almost a year!

Educator · December 29th, 2005, 08:20 AM

Jennylee9881 · December 29th, 2005, 09:03 AM

Ok, This joke just fits:

A boy named Johnny walks in on his parents "doin it" one day and gasped at what he sees

"Daddy! What are you doing?" Johnny asks
Startled, the father replies, "Uhhhhh, I'm playing poker son" "Well, whats Mommy doing?" Johnny asks again. "Ummmmmmmm she's my wild card" replied the father. To both parents surprise, this was an acceptable answer to Johnny so he left them alone. After a few minutes the mother gets worried about what her son just saw and asks the husband to go talk to him. The husband obliged and headed into Johnnys room. When he opened the door, he was shocked!!! There was little Johnny "pleasing" himself.

"SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" The father screamed. Johnny answers his father with, "I'm playing poker Dad" baffled, Johnnys dad goes, "Well, then wheres your wild card!?" Then, Johnny says, "You don't need a wild card when ya got a good hand!"

therightrhodes · December 29th, 2005, 09:23 AM

lol. You all are pretty funny. SouthernCharm has a good story to tell if you all can get her to tell it on here. (don't kill me SouthernCharm)

It's never happened to us, not yet anyway. My sister-in-law was staying with us for about a week right after we got married. She knocked on our door and asked us if we would quit banging on the wall because we were keeping her up. I don't think she knew what we were doing. She had done it herself at some point, but she must have been so innocent-minded. Who knows. lol. But hey, at least she knocked instead of just walked right in.

Eternity · December 29th, 2005, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melba:

Once my FIL walked in on us. We were home alone..and in bed doing the wild thing. He knocked on the door got NO answer..and came on in. Didn't even knock on our bedroom door just opened it.. I was livid! I was so mad I didn't speak to him for almost a year!

OMGosh-

I dont blame you. I would have died. And then killed'em. LOL I hope he learned his lesson.

Jennylee- LOL @ your joke.

christy0872 · December 29th, 2005, 12:26 PM

My 2 year old walked in , then progressed to hop on his daddy's back for a horsey ride. Guess he did not want mommy to have all the fun!

breathless · December 29th, 2005, 12:40 PM

No, not ever walked in. But I am sure they have heard our bed! Got to get new mattresses! One time we had shut our door, thinking my son (12) was asleep. After the deed was done, I walked out to find him awake on the sofa. Later that day he said I saw your bedroom door was closed this morning, it wasn't closed for very long. . . .

I remember walking in on my mother and SF when I was 8 or so. I will never forget it. I can not figure out that position to save my life!

December 29th, 2005, 05:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
missus Purple People Eater Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 17,383 Lost Weight: 5 Current Weight: 215 lbs Goal Weight: 200	Just a thought. I have 3. 2 boys and a girl. The first time was my oldest son. He was around 8, and dad had just come from a convention and was oc. We thought our son was at friends house, as we're getting into the middle stages, we heard something, babyboy walked right in on us. Hubby talked to him later. The second time was lil man (just turned 12). We had been on him about walking in without knocking. It was midnight, so he was asleep. Unfortunately he had a nitemare, so walked right in. Hubby got so mad. I calmed him down. So he talked to lil one. Daughter never walked in on us. Talk about a letdown for hubby. Missus Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. -Nadia Comaneci

December 29th, 2005, 05:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Eternity Gold Phenster Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tx Posts: 977 Lost Weight: 12 Current Weight: 256 Goal Weight: 125	Hmm ok. Well one time my son was away, and so it was just my daughter home. We had put her to bed and made sure she was out. Shes usually a heavy sleeper, but hubby and I were hangin out in the living room and things got heated, so heated we didnt want to move on to the bedroom. Well why we were getting busy, lights on, in the buff, I happened to open my eyes and what do I see... my 5 yr old staring back at me!!! I freaked, hollered get in your room, got dressed and went in there to talk to her only to find she was knocked out again. I hope she was sleepwalkin with her eyes open, but was really asleep. But yeah not smart on our part being in the living room with kids home. Lesson learned! I remember once when I was a youngin, my mom had hooked up with a guy who she would later marry. Anyhoo, my room was in the basement, and I heard this loud bangin noise, it scared me so I went upstairs and knocked on my moms door (thank God I knocked) and told her about the bangin, well after that all I heard was them laughing their butts off. The lightbulb went off in my head and figured out it was them goin to town! LOL I just walked away and avoided them for a while. LOL I think I was more embarrassed then they were. Height 5'2 Age- 32 SW-256 (10-07-05)started phen CW-249 (10-16-05) TOM (10-22-05) CW-246 (10-28-05)10lbs yay! CW-244 (11-8-05) CW-240 (11-29-05)still lost after 2 turkey days yahooo! CW-246.2 (01-03-06) gained some and bought new scale=weigh more sigh CW-243 (1-10-06) CW-241 (1-24-06) CW-239 (2-01-06)Finally made it out of the 240's Yahooooooo!! GW-199 (Short term) GW-125 (Long term)

December 29th, 2005, 08:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
2teensNabean Platinum Phenster Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,413 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 130 Goal Weight: 125 lbs	Yeah, it happened when my son was young, he didn't understand. I just threw on my robe and put him back to bed. The one I do remember was when me and my husband were at it, my daughter who was like 8 years old heard us. She kept yelling mommy, mommy are you alright. I had to calm myself down enough to answer her or she would of came in. Yes that definately would of been an awkward moment. I just told her I was having a nightmare and she used to bring that up to us different times. She would say Mom remember when you had that nightmare and I heard you screaming.... I would quickly change the subject, lol. http://home.comcast.net/~mibgast/michelles.html

December 29th, 2005, 09:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
therightrhodes Gold Phenster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mustang, Oklahoma Posts: 641 Lost Weight: 50 Current Weight: 298 Goal Weight: 190	lol. You all are pretty funny. SouthernCharm has a good story to tell if you all can get her to tell it on here. (don't kill me SouthernCharm) It's never happened to us, not yet anyway. My sister-in-law was staying with us for about a week right after we got married. She knocked on our door and asked us if we would quit banging on the wall because we were keeping her up. I don't think she knew what we were doing. She had done it herself at some point, but she must have been so innocent-minded. Who knows. lol. But hey, at least she knocked instead of just walked right in. Have a great day! Trent Before 3/16/2006 Start Date: November 12, 2005 Mini-goals (300 and 235) Ultimate Goal (190)

December 29th, 2005, 12:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
christy0872 Silver Phenster Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 462 Lost Weight: 48 Current Weight: 164 Goal Weight: 150	My 2 year old walked in , then progressed to hop on his daddy's back for a horsey ride. Guess he did not want mommy to have all the fun! almost my heaviest mid goal sw 212 11/17/05-12/25/05 22 pounds lost 12/26/05-1/29/06 17 pounds lost 01/3/06-3/05/06 9 pounds lost (big break from phen)

December 29th, 2005, 07:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
boomer sooner Name's Michelle....Mrs. Thompson if ya' nasty Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: oklahoma Posts: 2,021 Lost Weight: 19 Current Weight: 184 Goal Weight: 145	nope..hasn't happened...yet

December 29th, 2005, 07:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
Educator Platinum Phenster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,921 Lost Weight: 52 lbs. down and 23 lbs, to go!!!! Current Weight: 142 Goal Weight: 115	Oh hell no! with all me hootin' and a hoolerin' and a screamin' and a yellin' mine just thinks mama havin' 'nother one of her bad ole nightmares AGAIN! Boy! and she sure has bunches of 'em Tammy

December 29th, 2005, 07:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
Hopefully_Skinny06 Phen Newbie Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 9 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 160 Goal Weight: 130 - 140	I have two boys and my oldest was at his dad's, well my little one walked in on me and his dad. He says hey mommy are you exercising? He's 3.

December 29th, 2005, 08:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
Educator Platinum Phenster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,921 Lost Weight: 52 lbs. down and 23 lbs, to go!!!! Current Weight: 142 Goal Weight: 115	hey 2 teens, i c u have the same ole nightmares i gots...

December 29th, 2005, 08:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Melba Silver Phenster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 495 Lost Weight: 53lbs Current Weight: 162 Goal Weight: 150	Oh never really walked in I guess.. But knocking on the door and saying Momma, Dad what are you doing. Can I come in.. Okay if you are in the bathroom...how come I can see your feet on the bed?? I want to scream. Once my FIL walked in on us. We were home alone..and in bed doing the wild thing. He knocked on the door got NO answer..and came on in. Didn't even knock on our bedroom door just opened it.. I was livid! I was so mad I didn't speak to him for almost a year!

December 29th, 2005, 08:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Educator Platinum Phenster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,921 Lost Weight: 52 lbs. down and 23 lbs, to go!!!! Current Weight: 142 Goal Weight: 115

December 29th, 2005, 09:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jennylee9881 Gold Phenster Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Holiday, FL Posts: 503 Lost Weight: 42 Current Weight: 176 Goal Weight: 155	Ok, This joke just fits: A boy named Johnny walks in on his parents "doin it" one day and gasped at what he sees "Daddy! What are you doing?" Johnny asks Startled, the father replies, "Uhhhhh, I'm playing poker son" "Well, whats Mommy doing?" Johnny asks again. "Ummmmmmmm she's my wild card" replied the father. To both parents surprise, this was an acceptable answer to Johnny so he left them alone. After a few minutes the mother gets worried about what her son just saw and asks the husband to go talk to him. The husband obliged and headed into Johnnys room. When he opened the door, he was shocked!!! There was little Johnny "pleasing" himself. "SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" The father screamed. Johnny answers his father with, "I'm playing poker Dad" baffled, Johnnys dad goes, "Well, then wheres your wild card!?" Then, Johnny says, "You don't need a wild card when ya got a good hand!"

December 29th, 2005, 12:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
breathless Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 115 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 225 Goal Weight: 150	No, not ever walked in. But I am sure they have heard our bed! Got to get new mattresses! One time we had shut our door, thinking my son (12) was asleep. After the deed was done, I walked out to find him awake on the sofa. Later that day he said I saw your bedroom door was closed this morning, it wasn't closed for very long. . . . I remember walking in on my mother and SF when I was 8 or so. I will never forget it. I can not figure out that position to save my life!