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breathless · December 30th, 2005, 07:21 AM

So it seems that we all discuss just about everything and anything on here - Ilove it - I have never ****ed in front my husband of 12 years. Everybody thinks I am crazy. I have friends that **** in front of him! But I can not bring myself to do it. I do not know the first person who has not ****ed in front of their spouse. Am I the only one? I did have a slip up one time. I was in the garage and he was in the kitchen. The door was shut but he still heard it. It was a big one I had been holding until I could get off by myself. But to do it in front of him, I have never. Please tell me there is someone else out there like me.

missus · December 30th, 2005, 07:54 AM

Are you saying f a r t

Naw, you're not crazy. I don't do it in front of hubby either. I mean, sometimes in bed, when I'm asleep, yea, cuz he tells me. But hubby, lord, he's a stinker. And, I still have a problem having s e x in my parents house. Hey, I'm old fashioned.

Missus

Eternity · December 30th, 2005, 07:56 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! F a r t. Now theres a topic!! You know I used to hold it in until I was green in the face, but hubby would blow to his hearts content and of course think it was funny- not! So finally I said, you know what why should sit around with a massive belly ache when he can blow all the time and not think nothing of it. So finally I just let one rip!!

The look on his face was priceless. He said BABE!! eeew. ROTFLAMO! I said get used to it buddy, cuz as long as you do it, I will to! Now I can determine my true size in clothes, before I was bloated all the time from air! Hahahahaha

Buckeye_Mike · December 30th, 2005, 08:06 AM

LMAO!!!!
You shouldn't hold them in too long because they will travel up your spine and get lodged in your brain...that's where crappy ideas come from.

breathless · December 30th, 2005, 08:17 AM

I typed in F A R T but some how it came up with stars on it. I figured someone changed it. I do the same thing. I hold till I think I am going to explode. And I have IBS!!! Not good. I just don't want to be doing "IT" and in the back of his mind he can hear that gosh awful noise coming from where he is playing

I have woke myself up. And he has woke me up! I just hope I have not him up! If I have he probably would not tell me.

breathless · December 30th, 2005, 08:19 AM

So that is why I am going CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

Jimmysgirl · December 30th, 2005, 08:21 AM

I've been with mine for over 4 years and have never f a r t e d in front of him. Only because he told me a long time ago that I'm not allowed to. Not that I'm one to take orders or anything, but now because I haven't in so long I can't. I did one time right on him because he made me so mad cause he was stinking me out of the house. But besides that I never have and probably never will.

Choco-cat · December 30th, 2005, 09:14 AM

Nope, I don't do it in front of him. I think maybe he's heard me before, if I'm off in another room or something, but he's never said anything.

He unfortunately does not share the same ideas about doing it privately. Anytime, anywhere, he's gonna let it fly!

Eternity · December 30th, 2005, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buckeye_Mike:
LMAO!!!!
You shouldn't hold them in too long because they will travel up your spine and get lodged in your brain...that's where crappy ideas come from.

bigbonedgirl · December 31st, 2005, 02:04 AM

I don't do it. I was taught young that it is improper for women to do so if front of others. There are days, believe me I would love to let it fly, but I think my husband would be totally disgusted. A friend of ours has no problem in front of anybody and he thinks she is nasty for that. However, he will do it and he probably thinks its cool!

December 30th, 2005, 07:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
missus Purple People Eater Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 17,383 Lost Weight: 5 Current Weight: 215 lbs Goal Weight: 200	Are you saying f a r t Naw, you're not crazy. I don't do it in front of hubby either. I mean, sometimes in bed, when I'm asleep, yea, cuz he tells me. But hubby, lord, he's a stinker. And, I still have a problem having s e x in my parents house. Hey, I'm old fashioned. Missus Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. -Nadia Comaneci

December 30th, 2005, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Eternity Gold Phenster Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tx Posts: 977 Lost Weight: 12 Current Weight: 256 Goal Weight: 125	LMAO!!!!!!!!!! F a r t. Now theres a topic!! You know I used to hold it in until I was green in the face, but hubby would blow to his hearts content and of course think it was funny- not! So finally I said, you know what why should sit around with a massive belly ache when he can blow all the time and not think nothing of it. So finally I just let one rip!! The look on his face was priceless. He said BABE!! eeew. ROTFLAMO! I said get used to it buddy, cuz as long as you do it, I will to! Now I can determine my true size in clothes, before I was bloated all the time from air! Hahahahaha Height 5'2 Age- 32 SW-256 (10-07-05)started phen CW-249 (10-16-05) TOM (10-22-05) CW-246 (10-28-05)10lbs yay! CW-244 (11-8-05) CW-240 (11-29-05)still lost after 2 turkey days yahooo! CW-246.2 (01-03-06) gained some and bought new scale=weigh more sigh CW-243 (1-10-06) CW-241 (1-24-06) CW-239 (2-01-06)Finally made it out of the 240's Yahooooooo!! GW-199 (Short term) GW-125 (Long term)

December 30th, 2005, 09:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Choco-cat Diamond Phenster Join Date: May 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,103 Lost Weight: 41 Current Weight: 149 Goal Weight: 135-140	Nope, I don't do it in front of him. I think maybe he's heard me before, if I'm off in another room or something, but he's never said anything. He unfortunately does not share the same ideas about doing it privately. Anytime, anywhere, he's gonna let it fly! 29 years old 5'4" HW: 194 SW: 187 (size 14) CW: 145 (size 8) GW: 135-140

December 31st, 2005, 02:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
bigbonedgirl Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Michigan US Posts: 465 Lost Weight: 40 lbs. Current Weight: 143 lbs. Goal Weight: 120 lbs.	I don't do it. I was taught young that it is improper for women to do so if front of others. There are days, believe me I would love to let it fly, but I think my husband would be totally disgusted. A friend of ours has no problem in front of anybody and he thinks she is nasty for that. However, he will do it and he probably thinks its cool! May 2007- 174 lbs: The journey began! Jan 2008- 132 lbs: My goal was met! July 2008- 138 lbs: Gained due to meds Nov 2008- 143 lbs: Set new goal and ready to lose!

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December 30th, 2005, 07:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
breathless Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 115 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 225 Goal Weight: 150	So it seems that we all discuss just about everything and anything on here - Ilove it - I have never **ed in front my husband of 12 years. Everybody thinks I am crazy. I have friends that in front of him! But I can not bring myself to do it. I do not know the first person who has not **ed in front of their spouse. Am I the only one? I did have a slip up one time. I was in the garage and he was in the kitchen. The door was shut but he still heard it. It was a big one I had been holding until I could get off by myself. But to do it in front of him, I have never. Please tell me there is someone else out there like me.

December 30th, 2005, 08:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Buckeye_Mike Bronze Phenster Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Eastern Ohio Posts: 72 Lost Weight: 65 Current Weight: 6-12-06=255 Goal Weight: 195	LMAO!!!! You shouldn't hold them in too long because they will travel up your spine and get lodged in your brain...that's where crappy ideas come from.

December 30th, 2005, 08:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
breathless Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 115 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 225 Goal Weight: 150	I typed in F A R T but some how it came up with stars on it. I figured someone changed it. I do the same thing. I hold till I think I am going to explode. And I have IBS!!! Not good. I just don't want to be doing "IT" and in the back of his mind he can hear that gosh awful noise coming from where he is playing I have woke myself up. And he has woke me up! I just hope I have not him up! If I have he probably would not tell me.

December 30th, 2005, 08:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
breathless Silver Phenster Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 115 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 225 Goal Weight: 150	So that is why I am going CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

December 30th, 2005, 08:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jimmysgirl Silver Phenster Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 379 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 150 Goal Weight: 120	I've been with mine for over 4 years and have never f a r t e d in front of him. Only because he told me a long time ago that I'm not allowed to. Not that I'm one to take orders or anything, but now because I haven't in so long I can't. I did one time right on him because he made me so mad cause he was stinking me out of the house. But besides that I never have and probably never will.