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monifa · August 30th, 2005, 11:08 PM

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> >>
> >> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
> > Seeing
> >>
> >> God, she asked, "Is my time up?". God said, "No, you have another
43
> >>
> >> years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the
woman
> >>
> >> decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction
and
> >>
> >> tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she
> >>
> >> might as well look good. Following her final cosmetic operation,
she
> >> was
> >>
> >> released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
> > home,
> >>
> >> she was struck and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of
God,
> >> she
> >>
> >> demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't
you
> >>
> >> pull me out of the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girrrl, I
> >>
> >> didn't even recognize

jaspernotting · August 30th, 2005, 11:19 PM

LOL... read this before but still find it funny... Oh! that little one is soooo cute I just wants to cuddle her/him together with at cushion!!

Choco-cat · August 31st, 2005, 01:52 AM

I hadn't heard that one before, it's funny!

Thanks for the morning giggle!

Choco

coco-pebbles-aholic · August 31st, 2005, 02:38 AM

Oh that is too funny......I was laughing so loudly I awoke my daughter before her time to be awake for school.....

rene76 · August 31st, 2005, 02:56 AM

LMAO~ HILARIOUS GIRL!
~RENE'

missus · August 31st, 2005, 04:52 AM

Too funny.

Mo, where have you been girl? YOu were mentioned on the mia list a few days ago. Good to see you. That little fat legged boy is too cute girl.

Missus

monifa · August 31st, 2005, 06:43 AM

Thanks I have been on vacation.I went to FlagStaff,AZ had a blast there.The weather was beautiful it was not hott at all like we thought.Funny thing was it seemed like we were the only black people there..everywhere we went I didn't see any black people..LOL. We were veryt comfortable and no one made us feel like we stood out everyone was soo nice.Anywhoo we went to the Grand Canyon and I guess I was having a panic attack because a sista was SCARED

that was too high for me over 7,oooo feet

it was a beautiful site but very scary at the same time.Anyone who has not been needs to go at least once.Some people were standing and sitting all on the edge where they had no guard rails

taking pictures and stuff..just crazy.

proudmamaa · August 31st, 2005, 07:05 AM

Hahahaha...Thats funny

Thanks for the laugh.

bamagirl2742 · August 31st, 2005, 07:24 AM

too cute...

August 30th, 2005, 11:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
monifa married Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: california Posts: 1,470 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 192 lbs Goal Weight: 125	A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. > >> > >> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. > > Seeing > >> > >> God, she asked, "Is my time up?". God said, "No, you have another 43 > >> > >> years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the woman > >> > >> decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and > >> > >> tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she > >> > >> might as well look good. Following her final cosmetic operation, she > >> was > >> > >> released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way > > home, > >> > >> she was struck and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, > >> she > >> > >> demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you > >> > >> pull me out of the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girrrl, I > >> > >> didn't even recognize "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yeSterday"

August 30th, 2005, 11:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
jaspernotting Platinum Phenster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,765 Lost Weight: lost some... gain some... Current Weight: 144lbs Goal Weight: 126 lbs (this will take forever)	LOL... read this before but still find it funny... Oh! that little one is soooo cute I just wants to cuddle her/him together with at cushion!! 5' 2" - 136 lbs Success is never final, and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts.

August 31st, 2005, 01:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Choco-cat Diamond Phenster Join Date: May 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,103 Lost Weight: 41 Current Weight: 149 Goal Weight: 135-140	I hadn't heard that one before, it's funny! Thanks for the morning giggle! Choco 29 years old 5'4" HW: 194 SW: 187 (size 14) CW: 145 (size 8) GW: 135-140

August 31st, 2005, 02:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
rene76 Gold Phenster Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,058 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 246 lbs Goal Weight: 180 lbs.	LMAO~ HILARIOUS GIRL! ~RENE' ~Rene'~ 5 FT. 11 IN. TALL CW~ 244.6 1st GW~ 199 (ANYTHING OUT OF THE 200'S WILL BE GREAT!!) FGW~ 175

August 31st, 2005, 04:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
missus Purple People Eater Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 17,383 Lost Weight: 5 Current Weight: 215 lbs Goal Weight: 200	Too funny. Mo, where have you been girl? YOu were mentioned on the mia list a few days ago. Good to see you. That little fat legged boy is too cute girl. Missus Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. -Nadia Comaneci

August 31st, 2005, 02:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
coco-pebbles-aholic Gold Phenster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Orlando Florida Posts: 753 Lost Weight: 100 lbs Current Weight: 171	Oh that is too funny......I was laughing so loudly I awoke my daughter before her time to be awake for school.....

August 31st, 2005, 06:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
monifa married Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: california Posts: 1,470 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 192 lbs Goal Weight: 125	Thanks I have been on vacation.I went to FlagStaff,AZ had a blast there.The weather was beautiful it was not hott at all like we thought.Funny thing was it seemed like we were the only black people there..everywhere we went I didn't see any black people..LOL. We were veryt comfortable and no one made us feel like we stood out everyone was soo nice.Anywhoo we went to the Grand Canyon and I guess I was having a panic attack because a sista was SCARED that was too high for me over 7,oooo feet it was a beautiful site but very scary at the same time.Anyone who has not been needs to go at least once.Some people were standing and sitting all on the edge where they had no guard rails taking pictures and stuff..just crazy. "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yeSterday"

August 31st, 2005, 07:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
proudmamaa Silver Phenster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 135 Lost Weight: 0lbs Current Weight: 299 Goal Weight: 160	Hahahaha...Thats funny Thanks for the laugh. SW: 303.3lbs. 8/24/05 CW: 299.lbs. 8/25/05 CW: 295.lbs. 8/26/05 CW: 290.lbs. 8/31/02 Total lost: 13 lbs. in 1 week. Challenge goal: 260lbs.by 11/06/05 GW: 160lbs. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

August 31st, 2005, 07:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
bamagirl2742 Silver Phenster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: kentucky Posts: 352 Lost Weight: 27 Current Weight: 208 Goal Weight: 155	too cute... everyday i am one step closer to being the person i remember AGE: 31 KIDS: 3 SW: 03-01-05 224 CW:03-05-05 217 CW:03-09-05 213 CW:03-13-05 206 CW:03-16-05 205 march 22- may 23 : on a long vacation with family (very bad for the diet) cw: 06-03-05 197 cw:06-10-05 195 cw:06-18-05 191 cw: 08-03-05 208 fell off the wagon for a while.. started phen again 07-31-05 cw:200 08-05-05 cw:197 08-12-05 cw:195 08-19-05 cw:193 08-26-05 cw:192 09-02-05 cw:189 09-16-05 cw:186 09-30-05 cw:182 10-20-05 cw:176 11-29-05 cw:174 12-02-05 ten pounds by santa time

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