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Old September 7th, 2004, 04:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, my mother sent me this one (we lost our dad/husband 2 yrs ago this month ) I hope she isnt trying to tell me something
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Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back
into the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why
the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with the black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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Old September 7th, 2004, 04:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL---------- That's just like a man!
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Old September 7th, 2004, 04:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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SW 6/2/08~224
7/9/08 ~ 202.12
8/22/08~190





1st mini goal 199 by 9/1/08 (mini goal met 7/20/08)
2nd mini goal 174 by 12/1/08
3rd mini goal 149 by 3/1/08
4th (and final) goal 125 by 6/1/08
Wish me luck!!!
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Old September 7th, 2004, 04:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I thought you were gonna ask advise on which ones are cool
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Old September 8th, 2004, 08:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old September 8th, 2004, 08:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ha,ha,ha. Thats a good one! Gave me a nice chuckle!!!

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Old September 8th, 2004, 08:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old September 8th, 2004, 08:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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Old September 8th, 2004, 05:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That is a good one!!!!!
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Old September 8th, 2004, 06:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh my gosh Thats good! LMAO
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