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BrandiSCollins8 · April 14th, 2003, 04:30 AM

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed
a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled
me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand.

Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly
stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the
hell do you do with a 6 foot a*s hole?" I simply replied, "You give him
a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on cop's face: Priceless

JoRae · April 14th, 2003, 05:47 AM

Brandi,

You had me goin at first, I started to read and thought you really had gotten a ticket for speedin, then realized it was a joke..... You are too funny!

mommy of twins · April 14th, 2003, 05:49 AM

babygrl28 · April 14th, 2003, 05:57 AM

that was cute

STaR101 · April 14th, 2003, 06:14 AM

Ya know what, I am the j*ckass here cause until I read the other girls posts I thought u really said that to him! LOL! Hey, ya never know, he could have had a sense of humor...

missus · April 14th, 2003, 08:56 AM

April 14th, 2003, 05:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
JoRae Gold Phenster Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 910 Lost Weight: 51 Current Weight: 213 Goal Weight: 170	Brandi, You had me goin at first, I started to read and thought you really had gotten a ticket for speedin, then realized it was a joke..... You are too funny! ~~~JOJO~~~

April 14th, 2003, 05:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
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April 14th, 2003, 06:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
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April 14th, 2003, 04:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
BrandiSCollins8 Diamond Phenster Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 2,432 Lost Weight: 0lbs	While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a*s hole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....." Bail: $100 Ticket: $95 Look on cop's face: Priceless

April 14th, 2003, 05:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
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