I think I can put the Alisha, elischa, aleesha's to shame. My legal name is Jerrad. That's right, like the Subway guy. And I just happen to be overweight (But I hate Subway) I thank my mother for being in love with a soap opera actor with the first name Jared. If that isn't enough, she gave me my uncle's middle name.

I've been called Jerald, Jerard, Jerri (I HATE Jerri)..you name it. Not to mention most people assume I have a p*nis. Luckily folks tend to call me Jai as that is how I introduce myself to strangers. It's pronounced Jay. Top that!

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