Eternity
December 30th, 2005, 07:03 AM
Two women meet in the afterlife:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy and finally had a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman in the house somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up to
the attic and searched. I ran down to the basement and searched.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all of the beds. I
kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy and finally had a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman in the house somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up to
the attic and searched. I ran down to the basement and searched.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all of the beds. I
kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive.