Eternity's bored!

[therightrhodes]

We need some spice in these forums.

Things are seeming a little bit dry lately.

Eternity is suggesting starting a subject on s e x. What do ya say?

[Eternity]

LMAO @ Trent!!
Uh hem yes lets see. Oh!! I heard that this woman claimed she lost 65 lbs from just having s e x!! Now either shes crazy or I just aint doin it right!! LMAO! Cuz well hmm lets just say im active but im still a hefty one! LOL
Any thoughts?? LOL
Hey this could turn into a challenge hahahahaha

[Jennylee9881]

I agree! Things have been "dry" here lately, Yeah Eternity I don't thingkI lose weight when I do it, I think I'm doing it right......... :)

[dumbfox]

LMAO!

There is a book called The Ultimate Sex Diet, lol...and yes, I own it. It's pretty good reading and speaking from experience, I can't say that I actually lose weight with more frequent nookie, but I do know that I gain weight when we go through a serious dry spell.

Shortly after we moved to Ohio, my hubby and I didn't have sex for months (stress of his job/combined with sheer laziness on both of our parts). I have the sex drive of a randy teenage boy and my hubby is more like ummmmm, okay I won't go there. Anyway, this is the period when I gained the most weight. I got depressed, starting feeling unattractive and ate my troubles away.

We definitely have more sex since I've lost weight. Not because he lost interest when I was heavier, but because I dress like a slut now. No, just kidding...but I do love clothes now and enjoy buying things that flatter the new me. It makes me feel good and when I feel good about myself, I'm horny, plain and simple. LOL

Anybody else have a similar experience?

[Eternity]

When Hubby and I first got to together we were like rabbits! Many, many times a day. It was so much that hubby would not go to work many times because he wanted to be with me. He lost many jobs that way. LOL It was cool that he enjoyed me so much but uncool financialy. So he finally grew up a bit and went to work, and I gained weight. And I gained quickly. Now the love dept is good, but not even close to what is was. Mostly because of how uncomfortable I am with myself. But he still manages to make me feel like I only weigh 110lbs when we get busy. He's so sweet. And he always tells me girl you are pretty now, but when you lose weight, dayum im gonna F'you all the time!!! LAMO!
He says when I lose weight he wants me to dress like a slut.... but only when Im with him! LOL
When I lose weight I also HAVE to do a sexy dance for him. He so crazy he wants me to do it now, im like dude there aint nuttin sexy about jelly rolls flappin in the wind. LOL
I should prolly get Carmen Electras strip tease workout vid for practice! hahaha

Smartfox- so that book, what is it mainly. Is it like foods that are supposed to increase the drive, or positions to help burn calories or what?

Trent- Ok buddy time for your 2 cents in here! LOL

[missus]

You'll are so krazy!! But Eternity, girl, that was the rage in the 70s. The slogan was reach for your mate, instead of your plate. Hex, I tried it, and hubby started saying he had headaches, tired. etc :blabla:

Humm, since you want a topic starter. I'm about to do one Trent.

Missus

[therightrhodes]

Hey Dumbfox, is that book full of a diet of strawberries and whipped cream, or do they let you eat other stuff too. :)

Now, I have looked on fitday.com when I logging my activities and there is an activity for sex. go in there and see how many calories you'll burn for different time periods. It will ask you if it was low or moderate or if it was just wild and crazy. Okay, thats not how it was worded, but you know what I mean? Do you think men and women burn calories differently with sex? I definately burn more than she does. :) There's no doubt in my mind.

[therightrhodes]

Cool. You wore him out Missus. :)

I can't wait to see your topic.

[Eternity]

Do you think men and women burn calories differently with sex? I definately burn more than she does.

No doubt men burn more at least IMO. LOL I always tell hubby thats why he has such a little butt! From all the pumping and butt squeezes. LOL

Missus- I like that slogan. I think i'll borrow that one. Maybe start a challenge to. Forget the treadmills and ellipticals, just hop on your mate!! LMAO!

[missus]

Trent, Eternity, I'm sittin up here laughing, and crying at the same time. It hurts to laugh in the back where the tailbone is, but it's so funny, I have to laugh.

Missus

[Educator]

Hell and you all just thought that I was burnin' from the treadmill...

ALL I HAVE EVER TOLD EACH OF YOU IS CARDIO, CARDIO, CARDIO! :heartpump:

Now ya done discovered me secrets, and the key to success is to exercise morning, noon, and night! :o

Here in Texas, we call it..."YEEE HA, RIDE 'EM COWBOY! :D YIIPPEEEE YI YAAAAAA! Works realz wellz too when ya get the ole slap of da A S S goin' too, fight freakin' flab chicas... ;)

As for da ole guidelines, it don't matter who, what, where, when, why, and how, like Nancy Reagan says, "JUST DO IT!" :heartpump:

God, I love being an American, when yooz listen to da ole Presidents and family members, things looks realz good in da bedrooms...

ROFLMAO!

Tammy :heart: