OT- What was the one thing that....

[Jenasis]

I'm sure most of the people on these forums have had more than one job. Personally I had three different jobs in high school, numerous waitress/bartender gigs in college and a couple officey type jobs post that until I settled down and became a daycare provider.
My point and question is this:
There is always that one really funny ***** work story that you can tell to your friends or at a party to get a guaranteed laugh. What is it? Maybe its a few one liners, or maybe its a full out lengthy story. Lets all get a good laugh while we work towards our goal. I'd like to think laughing burns calories. :)

[Jenasis]

I have mostly one liners from when I waited tables. I primarily waitressed at, in three different locations, Red Lobster restaraunts. I loved it, great atmosphere and I still enjoy eating there.

So I am waiting tables and you'd hear some really funny stuff from your customers.

Like...
The time there was a woman, in about her 30s I would guess, who when asked what she would like to order looked me dead in the eye and said .."I want that intimate feast." (She meant the ultimate) I couldn't help but crack up a little.

Or, there was another woman - late 30s maybe early 40s, when asked if she'd like an appetizer replies. "Well I really wasn't going to get anything but I guess I will have some of that chlamydia." Honestly, she should've just gone without, I had to excuse myself and walk away from her table where I erupted into tears and howls of laughter in the smoke room.