OT: Do any of you not . .

[breathless]

So it seems that we all discuss just about everything and anything on here - Ilove it - I have never ****ed in front my husband of 12 years. Everybody thinks I am crazy. I have friends that **** in front of him! But I can not bring myself to do it. I do not know the first person who has not ****ed in front of their spouse. Am I the only one? I did have a slip up one time. I was in the garage and he was in the kitchen. The door was shut but he still heard it. It was a big one I had been holding until I could get off by myself. But to do it in front of him, I have never. Please tell me there is someone else out there like me.

[missus]

Are you saying f a r t :blabla: Naw, you're not crazy. I don't do it in front of hubby either. I mean, sometimes in bed, when I'm asleep, yea, cuz he tells me. But hubby, lord, he's a stinker. And, I still have a problem having s e x in my parents house. Hey, I'm old fashioned.

Missus

[Eternity]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! F a r t. Now theres a topic!! You know I used to hold it in until I was green in the face, but hubby would blow to his hearts content and of course think it was funny- not! So finally I said, you know what why should sit around with a massive belly ache when he can blow all the time and not think nothing of it. So finally I just let one rip!! :blabla: The look on his face was priceless. He said BABE!! eeew. ROTFLAMO! I said get used to it buddy, cuz as long as you do it, I will to! Now I can determine my true size in clothes, before I was bloated all the time from air! Hahahahaha

[Buckeye_Mike]

LMAO!!!!
You shouldn't hold them in too long because they will travel up your spine and get lodged in your brain...that's where crappy ideas come from. :)

[breathless]

I typed in F A R T but some how it came up with stars on it. I figured someone changed it. I do the same thing. I hold till I think I am going to explode. And I have IBS!!! Not good. I just don't want to be doing "IT" and in the back of his mind he can hear that gosh awful noise coming from where he is playing :blabla:

I have woke myself up. And he has woke me up! I just hope I have not him up! If I have he probably would not tell me.

[breathless]

So that is why I am going CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

[Jimmysgirl]

I've been with mine for over 4 years and have never f a r t e d in front of him. Only because he told me a long time ago that I'm not allowed to. Not that I'm one to take orders or anything, but now because I haven't in so long I can't. I did one time right on him because he made me so mad cause he was stinking me out of the house. But besides that I never have and probably never will.

[Choco-cat]

Nope, I don't do it in front of him. I think maybe he's heard me before, if I'm off in another room or something, but he's never said anything. :)

He unfortunately does not share the same ideas about doing it privately. Anytime, anywhere, he's gonna let it fly! :blabla:

[Eternity]

Originally posted by Buckeye_Mike:
LMAO!!!!
You shouldn't hold them in too long because they will travel up your spine and get lodged in your brain...that's where crappy ideas come from. :) :blabla:

[bigbonedgirl]

I don't do it. I was taught young that it is improper for women to do so if front of others. There are days, believe me I would love to let it fly, but I think my husband would be totally disgusted. A friend of ours has no problem in front of anybody and he thinks she is nasty for that. However, he will do it and he probably thinks its cool!