SOMETHING THAT MADE ME LAUGH THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE

[EBONY POETESS]

JOKE

WHILE I WAS FLYING DOWN THE ROAD YESTERDAY DOING 10MPH OVER THE LIMIT

I PASSED UNDER A BRIDGE ONLY TO FIND A POLICEMEN

WITH A RADAR GUN ON THE OTHER SIDE LAYING IN WAIT

HE PULLED ME OVER AND WALKED TO THE CAR AND WITH

THAT CLASSIC PATRONIZING SMIRK WE ALL KNOW AND

LOVE. HE ASKED, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?"

TO WHICH I REPLIED "I AM LATE FOR WORK."

OH YEAH, SAID THE POLICEMAN, "WHAT DO YOU DO?"

"I AM A RECTUM STRETCHER. "I RESPONDED.

THE POLICEMAN STAMMERED, "A WHAT?
A RECTUM STRETCHER?

AND JUST WHAT DOES A RECTUM STRETCHER DO?"

"WELL I SAID I START BY INSERTING ONE FINGER,THEN
I WORK MY WAY UP TO TWO FINGERS,THEN THREE,THEN
FOUR, THEN WITH MY WHOLE HAND I WORK SIDE TO SIDE

UNTIL I GET BOTH HANDS IN, THEN SLOWLY BUT SURELY STRETCH UNTIL IT'S SIX FEET WIDE."

"AND HE REPLIED, "JUST WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A 6 FOOT *****HOLE?"

TO WHICH I POLITELY REPLIED, "YOU GIVE HIM A RADAR GUN AND PARK HIM BEHIND A BRIDGE :blabla:

TRAFFIC TICKET:$85.00
COURT COSTS:$45.00
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE: PRICELESS

[EBONY POETESS]

DID ANYONE READ THIS?

[ImTooSexy]

:blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: yeah, i just read it, its funny :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla:

[Stayingstrong]

:blabla: :blabla: :blabla: Too funny maybie repost it over on the My Experience with Phentermine board where it has a little more traffic. I bet someone needs a little pick me up like this. Too funny :blabla: Tammy

[EBONY POETESS]

THANKS TAMMY
GIRL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL TOO
YOU KNOW WHEN I POST GIRL I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WILL END UP :blabla:
I HOPE THEY CAN SEE IT NOW

[EBONY POETESS]

COME ON YA'LL YOU GOTTA READ THIS
THIS CHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL :blabla:

[EBONY POETESS]

BUMPED FOR A MORNING LAUGH :blabla:

[EBONY POETESS]

BUMPED FOR A MORNING LAUGH :blabla:

[hellagood]

fit-i just read this joke and busted out laughing so hard here in class...so i had my friend sitting next to me read it, and she was drinking while she read it, next thing i know there's diet sprite all over the keyboard!!! she must've liked it too!!! haha!!!

[RoxanneRoxanne]

:blabla:

[DanaM]

OMG! that is really funny...thanks!

[3butts&2necks]

LMFAO OMFG ....I can't stop lafin..I had to share that with some friends to damn funnnnyyyyy
:blabla: :blabla: :blabla: I needed that thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :blabla: :D

[EBONY POETESS]

HEY THREEBUTTSANDTWONECKS :blabla: YEAH I THOUGHT THAT CHIT WAS HILLARIOUS
I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT :)
DAMN I DIDN'T THINK TOO MANY PEOPLE READ IT

[Salvador]

I did not respond to many msgs, but this one was hilarious.......very funy
sal

[jcat]

I'm bumping it up again... too funny!!!! :D :D :D :D

[Daqueensta]

Hi! I am new to Phentermine. I began taking 37.5mg about a week ago and I have lost 8 lbs so far. I am excited about it! I can't believe that anything could lessen MY appetite!!! I love to eat, but with Phen, I cannot eat nearly as much. I don't think about eating as much either. I really hope this continues to work for me. I realize that I won't lose 8 lbs each week but it sure is a nice beginning!! Any comments and/or support will be welcomed!!!

7/18/05 SW: 258
7/25/05 CW: 250

[jaspernotting]

Hey Ebony!! Wish I read this earlier, so I could imagine the !@#$-up ***** of those traffic police when I paid my traffic fine some time back!

Daqueensta - keep it up!! Cheers!

[koenigkl]

Too funny!!!!