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OH MY GOD, why are men such pigs!!?? Ok, I work in an office, and I am the only woman, surrounded by men. So, I'm sitting here working away (AKA: chatting on this thing w/ you gals, LMAO!) and this chick walks in the office, she works for a company we do business with, she also happens to be a proffesional football cheerleader. Well, miss thang walks in, she has big boobies, and long blonde hair, and of course...SKINNY! When you look at her face though...EWW. She has like caked on makeup, complete with the brown base mark around her chin, she should have gone to the tanning salon 10 more times before she purchased that color. Oh, and don't forget the acne/pock marks that no color base is gonna cover. Thick a s s eye makeup, brown and blue. Then like way teased out hair, looks like instead of buying new palm palm's she should have purshased a deep conditioning treatment at her local salon. Ok, so I sound like a biznatch, but my point is, the men were all over her, it was sickining to watch, then they were saying, "oh so I see ya'll won the game last week, bet that was all because of you wasn't it." Then she says, "Oh yeah baby, it was all because of me". Then the men proceed to ask me, or should I say tell me to get her some coffee. Uh, whatever. Theeeennnn she says "Well ya'll come out and see the game, I'll be the fat blonde girl cheering in the front" then they all go.."oh, your not fat, you look great!" And that's when I did it, that's when I threw up in my mouth! And I'm not trying to toot my own horn, oh well I am!!LMAO, but I KNOW I am soooo much prettier then her, guys just see the boobies, blonde hair, and skinny A S S. Do ya'll know what I'm saying? UHHHHH!!!
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