[monifa]

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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> >> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
> > Seeing
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> >> God, she asked, "Is my time up?". God said, "No, you have another
43
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> >> years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the
woman
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> >> decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction
and
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> >> tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she
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> >> might as well look good. Following her final cosmetic operation,
she
> >> was
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> >> released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
> > home,
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> >> she was struck and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of
God,
> >> she
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> >> demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't
you
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> >> pull me out of the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girrrl, I
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> >> didn't even recognize