Oh, Katie-I think We were separated at birth!!
Okay when I was younger my parents we're leaving for a little while at night. My mom says their is one Star-Crunch left. If anyone eats it they will get a spanking. This was before time when you could whoop you kids butt and DEFACS/Police would not be knocking down the door. Well, to me I hear "Hey Miki Come eat me". So I eat it as fast as I can. My bro and sis don't know still. Well, mom and dad get home and find out the Star Crunch is GONE!!!!!! Well they ask my bro and sis and they say they did not eat it and they ask me and i'm like HELL NO!!! Well now they toughen their tatics. They say their gonna spank each one of us until someone says they ate it. Well finally my bro had enough and confessed that he ate it. Well my dad gives the belt to my sis and says you got spanked because of him now you can hit him with the belt. She warps him pretty good, and then he gives me the belt and I was like na, I'm good.. He made me whoop him, so I tried to do it very gently. My bro was not very happy with me after all that. To this day he still rags my ***** about that!!!
Lie, cheat and steal for food!!! What kinda person was I??????
Thats pretty bad! It's funny now we all still crack up about it. But, not so funny then.
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