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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed
a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled
me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand.
Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly
stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the
hell do you do with a 6 foot a*s hole?" I simply replied, "You give him
a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."
Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on cop's face: Priceless
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