A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits
>there, he can't help but notice a huge jug of money at
>the other end of the bar. He looks at the bartender and
>asks, "What is all that money for?"
>
>The bartender just smiles and says "It's just a bet we
>have going. Whoever wins gets all the money in the jug."
>
>The man sits and drinks for awhile longer and then looks
>at the bartender and says that he would like to try
>whatever the bet is.
>
>"O.K." says the bartender,"Go put your twenty dollars in
>the jug and then I'll tell you what the three parts of
>the bet are." By this time the man is stumbling drunk.
>He staggers to the jar and inserts his twenty dollars.
>
>"So what are the three parts?"
>
>"Well..." the bartender says with a sly smile," You see
>that big burly guy at the end of the bar? You have to
>knock him out with one punch. That's the first part."
>
>So the drunk races towards the burly guy and knocks him
>out with one punch. "Oh my lord, no one has ever gotten
>past the first step," the bartender exclaimed. "Well, next
>there's an old bulldog out back with a bad tooth. You have
>to pull her tooth and then move on to the ***** up stairs.
>She's never been satisfied but if you can satisfy her and
>bring me the dog's bad tooth, you get the money."
>
>The drunks takes one more drink and then goes outside. All
>of a sudden the guys in the bar hear the dog howling as
>loud as it can. It was going crazy.
>
>After a few minutes the drunk stumbles in and says proudly,
>"O.K., where's the ***** with the bad tooth?"
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